Stupid Guest Tricks

Frogknot, Texas; Tamora, Nebraska; Beaver Crossing, Nebraska;
Podunk, Iowa; Oskaloosa, Iowa; Wewannaweewee, Pennsylvania;
Pecular, Missouri; Athol, Massachuestts; Yarmouth, Massachusetts;
Punkin Corners, Texas; Nunapitchuk, Alaska; Atmautluak, Alaska; Ekuk,
Alaska; Kongiganak, Alaska; Santa Claus, Indiana; French Lick, Indiana;
(Hannibal) Letcher, North Dakota; Ohanapecosh, Washington;
Humptulips, Washington; Embarrass, Michigan; Hell, Michigan; Boring,
Oregon; Coldass, Michigan; Coldtit, New York; Monkeys Eyebrow,
Kentucky; Bucksnort, Tennessee; Fate, Texas; Oxlip, Minnesota;
Halfway, West Virginia; Potawatomi, Indiana; Wapakoneta, Indiana;
Peculiar, Missouri; Smackover, Arkansas; Toadsuck Ferry, Arkansas;
Slapout, Oklahoma; Beaver Lick, Kentucky Sugartit, Kentucky; Accident,
Maryland; Slick Lizzard, Alabama; Nauvoo, Alabama; Jug Fork,
Mississippi; Normal, Illinois; Nowhere, Arizona; Truth or Consequences,
New Mexico; Hog Chain, Mississippi Eek, Alaska; Embarrass, Wisconsin
Goose Pimple Junction, Virginia; Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky Toad
Suck, Arkansas; Stiffknee Knob, North Carolina; Bumpass, Virginia;
Dumwiddie, Virginia; Dinwiddie, Virginia; Lizard Lick, North Carolina;
Purgatory, Colorado; Ypsilanti, Michigan; Pisgah, Ohio; Seven Sisters,
Texas; Nimrod, Minnestoa; Embarrass, Minnesota; Non, Oklahoma;
Flintstone, Georgia; Tightsqueeze, Virginia; Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
(Canada); BullHead City, Arizona; Nutsville, West Virginia; Looneyville,
West Virginia; Tightwad, Missouri; Ding Dong, Texas; Dull, Ohio; Nothing,
Arizona; Suckerville, Maine; Rough and Ready, Pennsylvania; Fearnot,
Pennsylvania; Purgatory, Maine; Climax, New York; Sweetlips,
Tennessee; Stinking Point, Virginia; Fleatown, Ohio; Crapo, Maryland;
Sexmoan, Mexico; Muck City, Alabama; Bummerville, California;
Cabbage Patch, California; Clapper Gap, California; Deadwood,
California; Hallelujah Junction, California; Fort Dick, California; Hells
Kitchen, California; Hellhole Palms, California; Sucker Flat, California;
Timbuctoo, California; Weed, California; Hygiene, Colorado; Cocked Hat,
Delaware; Weewahitchka, Florida; Weeki Wachee; Florida;
Chickasawhatchee; Georgia; Cumming; Georgia; Beer Bottle Crossing;
Idaho; Hellhole; Idaho; Boogertown; North Carolina; Knockemstiff; Ohio

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch, United
Kingdom

I'm tired of typing them.
:D

[quote="leftcoaster"]Frogknot, Texas]
LOL, Those are NAMES??? :D

Frogknot's good, but somebody has got to use
Cut 'n' Shoot, Texas. It's a real place, been through
it many times.

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch, United Kingdom

LOL, Those are NAMES??? :D

Yes, all real towns.

Now, see if you can fit that UK town on a nametag. :D

leftcoaster wrote:

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch,
United Kingdom

Now, see if you can fit that UK town on a nametag. :D

No problemo! The nametag would read:

NAME
Wales

Some of you folks just work too hard at things.

How do I know that town is in Wales? Because
nobody but the Welsh use longer words than the
Germans!

Yeah, and if it's Welsh, it means that it's like a one
or two syllable word cause you don't pronounce like
half the letters

maybe that's why i'm particularly fond of big words
that are easy to say... yet another part of my
ancestory that i didn't know...

here try this one then.

Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahinta-
rayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiro-
mudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnava-
tarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit,
Thailand.

its 163 letters long by the way.