Stupid Guest Tricks

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:04 pm**

Whazzup wrote:Where would someone learn that behavior? From his father?
Hopefully Boob/Bobo does not procreate and educate in the same manner as his sire.

I was thinking it was cultural. Does that make me a culturist? Cause I'm not really. Some of my best freinds have culture.

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:24 pm**

ttztotdca50 wrote:Oh wow. This reminds of what a stupid CM said to one of the leads once. Let's call the stupid CM "Bob" and the lead "Amy". Bob was counting up his money at the end of the day, and it went down something like this:

Bob (to Amy): *snaps fingers* You! Come here!

Amy: (totally shocked) Me?!

Bob: Yes, you! *snaps fingers* Come here! Women obey men!

Amy: And I'm your lead, so you get your butt up here and tell me what you want.

Bob: I'm going home.

Amy: What time are you off?

Bob: 9:00 (it was 7-ish or so at the time).

Amy (trying to keep her cool): You have two hours until you're off... can you please go help out count stuff in the warehouse for around a half hour more or so? Then you can ER.

Bob: No. I'm going home. You WILL obey me.

(at this point, by the way, everyone in the office was watching this).

Amy: No, you will obey ME, since I am your LEAD. Now you get to stay for the next two hours by sweeping the office and warehouse and emptying ALL of the trashcans. Toodles!

Needless to say, Bob now calls her "Miss Amy" now. :D: Goooood times.

I am apalled by this!!!

He should of been gone right now. If I was her, I would say, "You can leave now, but you EVER think of coming back. YOU ARE FIRED!!!!"

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:12 pm**

fugarwe wrote:I was thinking it was cultural. Does that make me a culturist? Cause I'm not really. Some of my best freinds have culture.

Well, yeah, if you count yogurt.

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:40 am**

Goofyernmost wrote:Oh, he will procreate and she will enjoy it. That's an order!

Well, clowns do have big feet.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:42 pm**

CptnSkippy wrote:see, I went with Bobo and thought Hobie was calling him a clown.

Yeah, that was my first thought, too. Then I moved the "o". :)

Posted: **Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:56 pm**

Which proves cavemen are not extinct. Some have apparently just come out of their caves. Notify the authorities--and the museum of anthropology staff next time. :twisted:

Posted: **Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:46 am**

felinefan wrote:Which proves cavemen are not extinct. Some have apparently just come out of their caves. Notify the authorities--and the museum of anthropology staff next time. :twisted:

He would tend to disagree.

Posted: **Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:37 am**

'Bob/Bobo/Boob' does still indeed work for the parks. He's very busy out in the parks forgetting how to count money

Trust me, a bunch of people standing nearby asked 'Amy' if they wanted them to "take care of him" for her! Amy's probably the most liked person in the department though. She's kinda like the "Mom" of ODV :D:

Posted: **Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:28 pm**

As a high school teacher, I see on a daily basis that parents don't want to tell their kids what not to do because then their kids will not like them any more.

Case in point: I took a cell phone away from a girl who was texting in my class. While walking over to my desk I was trying to figure out how to turn it off so it wouldn't disrupt my class.

Long story short: Mommy tells principal that Ms. Matterhorn was scrolling thru her daughter's text messages and reading them (as if)!

Principal calls ME on the carpet. Principal asks parent if she reads daughter's emails. Response, "Oh, no! That would be an invasion of privacy!"

My response, "Principal, that parent is an idiot!"

Posted: **Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:40 pm**

You need the proper tool to turn them off.

If the phone does not turn off after one application of the tool then repeat as necessary.

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