Stupid Guest Tricks

only worked churros 6 once, but i worked the fantasmic premium seating many times...so gratifying telling people they couldnt come inside cuz they didnt have a ticket =]

jc, :sgthello:

Lasolimu will be back from razing a village or kidnapping a princess shortly for your safety spiel. If you have a fire entry suit, I highly suggest donning it. I am thinking we should make those standard issue... but then we would have to raise the price of being a SGT member.

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Big Wallaby wrote:If you have a fire entry suit, I highly suggest donning it. I am thinking we should make those standard issue... but then we would have to raise the price of being a SGT member.

I always figured this is what the beverage is for...unless they choose something alcoholic...that would end badly.

Lasolimu wrote:I always figured this is what the beverage is for...unless they choose something alcoholic...that would end badly.

I haven't been looking, but just how big are the drinks the BDoSGT serve?

And some are alcoholic.

Big Wallaby wrote:I haven't been looking, but just how big are the drinks the BDoSGT serve?

And some are alcoholic.

We have small, medium, large, and the Darph/Ktulu Special.

ktulu wrote:We have small, medium, large, and the Darph/Ktulu Special.

How many ounces are those? And what is their top safe speed?

Big Wallaby wrote:How many ounces are those? And what is their top safe speed?

Small = 1.5 ounces
Medium = 3.0 ounces
Large = 6.0 ounces
Darph/Ktulu = You don't want to know...

The top safe speed depends on the method of achieving that speed and the relative location of the consumer to the controls.

ktulu wrote:Small = 1.5 ounces
Medium = 3.0 ounces
Large = 6.0 ounces
Darph/Ktulu = You don't want to know...

The top safe speed depends on the method of achieving that speed and the relative location of the consumer to the controls.

I do have a photo of the Darph/Ktulu beer vats being transported last week:


A beer this big could only be produced by those crazy Germans :

Here's the full story on bringing those 6,000,000 bottles of beer to await the lads in Toronto! http://www.thestar.com/news/article/918 ... to-toronto
http://www.thestar.com/news/article/918 ... n-expected

delsdad wrote:A beer this big could only be produced by those crazy Germans :

So again I pose the question, what is the top safe speed?

Big Wallaby wrote:So again I pose the question, what is the top safe speed?

Speed isn't the problem. It's the G forces when cornering.