Starbucks Customer Service.....Arrest them!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I used to work at a Mexican fast food place and people would get so annoyed when they'd order an item from a different Mexican fast food place and I couldn't guess what they wanted. Because of course they couldn't ask for a "taco" or a "burrito," they'd have to ask for a "tostadillo" or "speedy gonzales" and I had no idea what they really wanted because we didn't have that particular fast food place in our town. Seriously, lady, I really do have no idea what a speedy gonzales is. How about you look at the menu and pick something that looks close to YOU?

Speedy gonzales: A burrito with a lot of ex-lax?