Stupid Guest Tricks

mapo wrote:Madame Leota is available at 1-866-DFU-TURE. Additional charges will apply!

MAPO... called it... Got a pre-recorded message that i could understand... so it could not be Madame Leota...


oh ya... BW.. when Shorty was done with you... you and Monorail_red started in on me.. from one fat guy to another... WHY?¿?¿


The Doctor

The United States of America. "Yeah, we created that." Jesus. We're worried about nuclear weapons? How about this infernal thing? Send that into the front lines....

Well, can't be surprised. This is America after all. (Least that new "show" on ABC can have a festival with what this does to the youth of our great, fat country)

I agree that this looks like you're viewing a heart attack. Although...hubby just had one the other night and said it was awesome. Yuck....give me a salad anyday!

DragonFox98 wrote:I agree that this looks like you're viewing a heart attack. Although...hubby just had one the other night and said it was awesome. Yuck....give me a salad anyday!

leaves more for US!!


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GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:leaves more for US!!


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Have at it, my man! It's not that I don't like chicken, I do....just not like that! LOL Unfortunately, I am banned from consuming KFC....it does a number on my intestinal tract......I learned a looonnngg time ago not to mess with the stuff. But the mashed potatoes are awesome! (I think I ate them three times a day when I was preggers)

I was reading this book on secret recipes of commercially made food and how you can duplicate it at home, and it said that the "secret blend of 11 herbs and spices" KFC uses on their chicken is actually four ingredients: Flour, salt, pepper, and MSG. And supposedly, they concoct half the ingredients in one plant, the other half of the ingredients in another plant, send both halves to a third plant to be blended before it's sent to the stores to made made into batter and the chicken dipped into it before frying. I'm amazed nobody's sued them for false advertising. That MSG is probably why you have a problem with KFC chicken, Dragonfox.

I remember a cartoon that was circulating around the offices a few years ago, it showed two DEA agents hauling off Col. Sanders...

The caption read, "we finally figured out what one of your secret ingredients was!

hehehehhee

OK so I've officially tried it. Ultimatly it was uninpressive. And I am still alive 15 minutes later. Talk about false advertising.

DragonFox98 wrote:Have at it, my man! It's not that I don't like chicken, I do....just not like that! LOL Unfortunately, I am banned from consuming KFC....it does a number on my intestinal tract......I learned a looonnngg time ago not to mess with the stuff. But the mashed potatoes are awesome! (I think I ate them three times a day when I was preggers)

Here is Patton Oswalt talking about the KFC bowls in his routine.
warning, fowl language. no, I don't mean, chicken either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5Mac ... 1&index=28

This guy was the voice of Disney's Remy also.

drcorey wrote:Here is Patton Oswalt talking about the KFC bowls in his routine.
warning, fowl language. no, I don't mean, chicken either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5Mac ... 1&index=28

This guy was the voice of Disney's Remy also.

Right On Doc. "If You Advertise It,America will Buy It". Watch "Man vs Food" sometime. a 22lb hamburger w/ jalapenos and a diet cola,scarfed down in only 15 minutes. (and he is so proud) Then there is that skinny little Asian dude who eats more hot-dogs in 10mins than most people eat in a year and gets trophys for it. Forget the fact that some people go hungry damn near every day,and yet,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :(