Stupid Guest Tricks

felinefan wrote:Maybe you should make them earn the right to get an AP--like making them sit through a presentation akin to a timeshare presentation. Anyone who stays awake and alert gets the AP. :twisted: :D:

Now now, the idea is to restrict who gets them, not make them impossible to get. :p:

drcorey wrote:yes ma'am, we are sorry you are a dumb pig,
please accept our sincere apologys.

Hahaha!! You've got a point there.


That actually reminds me of a joke that Drew Carey once said on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
When the show came back from a commercial break, he something like "Hey if any of you are planning to take a trip to Disney World, Disneyland, or California Adventure, remember; you can say anything you want to the people who work there, and they have to be nice to ya."

Disneyguy85 wrote:They would just complain that the film is too boring.

Well, they could keep the lasers and the seat "bumping" movement :p:

DisneyMom wrote:Well, they could keep the lasers and the seat "bumping" movement :p:

Please, no, no, anything but that. :ewww:

I am planning on buying my AP for the first time this year.....but, it's because it's cheaper to buy the AP than 10-day non-expiration tickets (or a 4-day ticket and a 7-day ticket). DH and I plan to visit for the F&W Festival in Nov and then come back with the family at the end of March 2011.

I promise not to be a passhole....I am just trying to be cheap, not a god! :D:

Lasolimu wrote:Now now, the idea is to restrict who gets them, not make them impossible to get. :p:

Oh, well in that case, make them write a 2000 word essay on why they deserve to get an annual pass. Start with 100 points, subtract two points for every spelling, grammar and usage error, and those who get through it with a perfect score of 100 get the AP! Wait for it....







Then subtract 100 points for arrogance for every time they write "Because I'm worth it!" or something else elitist. If you're lucky, you'll get loads of English professors as APs. :twisted:

DragonFox98 wrote:I am planning on buying my AP for the first time this year.....but, it's because it's cheaper to buy the AP than 10-day non-expiration tickets (or a 4-day ticket and a 7-day ticket). DH and I plan to visit for the F&W Festival in Nov and then come back with the family at the end of March 2011.

I promise not to be a passhole....I am just trying to be cheap, not a god! :D:

thats how I started with aps, I usally stay like 14 days or so,
and learned I save with a ap plus get parking and the other discounts.

Disneyguy85 wrote:They would just complain that the film is too boring.

And right there is the first test. ;)

They complain? Pass revoked.

With all the self-entitled passholes out there that wouldn't follow the rules on the contract, there would be so many revoked season passes, it would be free money for the company! *LOL*

Gawd, I'm evil....

T

Double T wrote:And right there is the first test. ;)

They complain? Pass revoked.

With all the self-entitled passholes out there that wouldn't follow the rules on the contract, there would be so many revoked season passes, it would be free money for the company! *LOL*

Gawd, I'm evil....

T

Make them watch the whole I'm No Fool series.

drcorey wrote:Make them watch the whole I'm No Fool series.

Even if they did, they still wouldn't be smart enough to live to be 103. ;)