Stupid Guest Tricks

drcorey wrote:I happy I am not black or white.
I am sort of a tan pink.
tan pink people rejoyce!

What about Pinkish bordering on "Glows in the Dark"? :D:

Anyway, it was rude but honestly in my experience the general public will say anything they want while on vacation. It's like all the normal, decent rules folks follow go right out the window while on vacation. Although I have to say, with this special snowflake, I'd have been hard pressed not to reply "If your going to try an insult me, at least attempt to be original!".

Darksin wrote:What about Pinkish bordering on "Glows in the Dark"?

I see a new crop of Pink People every week. Most of the tourists fail to realize we're at the same approximate latitude as Mexico City.

hobie16 wrote:I see a new crop of Pink People every week. Most of the tourists fail to realize we're at the same approximate latitude as Mexico City.

Wouldn't that be closer to "Cooked Lobster"? ;)

Darksin wrote:Wouldn't that be closer to "Cooked Lobster"? ;)

Cooked Lobster is step two.

Wow Hobie,

That pic was well worth resurrecting a 3 year (and now 2 week) old topic.

Thanks!

j

TeamUBR wrote:Wow Hobie,

That pic was well worth resurrecting a 3 year (and now 2 week) old topic.

Thanks!

j

I Agree! The plight of poor,naked,starving girls will not be forgotten by Hobie! :D:

DisneyMom wrote:I Agree! The plight of poor,naked,starving girls will not be forgotten by Hobie! :D:

I patrol the resort beach daily armed with nothing more than a tube of SPF 30 sunblock and a gallon of aloe. I am known as LL Cool H.

hobie16 wrote:I patrol the resort beach daily armed with nothing more than a tube of SPF 30 sunblock and a gallon of aloe. I am known as LL Cool H.

I am honored to be acquainted with a person so willing to help others. I just wonder, do the 60 year old, 350 pound men in a speedo get the same level of service as the poor young lady above? ;)

WEDFan wrote:I am honored to be acquainted with a person so willing to help others. I just wonder, do the 60 year old, 350 pound men in a speedo get the same level of service as the poor young lady above? ;)

In the interests of full support I also carry a pneumatic t-shirt launcher that shoots muumuus saturated with aloe. I'm all for helping out the Speedo equipped but that's as close as I'm going to get.

hobie16 wrote:In the interests of full support I also carry a pneumatic t-shirt launcher that shoots muumuus saturated with aloe. I'm all for helping out the Speedo equipped but that's as close as I'm going to get.

FREE Muumuus??????? I AM SO THERE!!!!!!!! ;)