Stupid Guest Tricks

I shop at Ralphs. I always get approached by SG shoppers. They always want to know where things are. Lately it has been the alcohol beverage isle. Folks, I drink beer only when I am disolving kidney stones.

turkeyham wrote:I shop at Ralphs. I always get approached by SG shoppers. They always want to know where things are. Lately it has been the alcohol beverage isle. Folks, I drink beer only when I am disolving kidney stones.

Cool. A good responce when the baker tells me I drink too much. :D:

darph nader wrote:Cool. A good responce when the baker tells me I drink too much. :D:

So are you saying that you are constantly dissolving kidney stones or that your kidneys are just stones to begin with and you are trying to dissolve them?

Cranbiz wrote:In fact the only thing that matters is that you show up for work. And even sometimes that's optional.

To work in monorails not as a CP, they do have requirements. You must have a stocky build, bald top of head, and have something a little wrong with you mentally.

kurtisnelson wrote:To work in monorails not as a CP, they do have requirements. You must have...something a little wrong with you mentally.

That fits stage hands as well, interesting.

Lasolimu wrote:So are you saying that you are constantly dissolving kidney stones or that your kidneys are just stones to begin with and you are trying to dissolve them?

Weeeellll.

kurtisnelson wrote:To work in monorails not as a CP, they do have requirements. You must have a stocky build, bald top of head, and have something a little wrong with you mentally.

Perhaps be a little bit marsupial too?

I have 1 stone left and this one is going bye-bye when I go to Excot next Thursday! My friend and I are going to the parks. Moe will join us later.

The last time when I was there with my oldest sister and youngest sister, we had this liquer from Germany. Tasted like strong cough med. It was strong and nailed me off my butt within 2 minutes. I will have to stop and drink a beer in each country that serves it. I also stoped at mexico and was drunk. I went on Test Track and it seemed much better when the car was going faster. I don't think I will try Mission Space after a beer, I might have it go 101. And the sweepers would be ticked.

Cranbiz wrote:Perhaps be a little bit marsupial too?

Just what I was thinking! :D:

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:O k, something weird happened to me in the park today. I was just standing around minding my own business when a guest asked me if I work there. I said, "No, sorry!" Apparently, the guest swears that I was undercover security. and comments that I was "observant." He keeps on insisting that I was security, but I kept denying until i just went along with it and admitted to it, :D I am a typical looking tourist: camera around my neck, sweater wrapped around my waist and holding an umbrella. Tell, do I sound like I would be security? Consider this: I am a shoirt, chubby, asian guy, :D

I get the CM question a lot, too, and I sure don't fit into the "Disney look." All it requires is that you don't look lost or befuddled like most of the SGs around you.

Come to think of it, I never was mistaken for a cast member while at DLR in July. Could be that California guests are smarter, but it was probably just because I was wheezing and gasping for breath the whole time because of my asthma flare-up. Somehow I guess that doesn't give off the "ask me for directions" vibe I usually have.