Stupid Guest Tricks

Syndrome wrote:Have you ever seen this one? For me, it's THE ultimate Futurama moment:

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/ ... son/236823

Mr. Syndrome and I were watching the movie, which was getting pretty boring. Then suddenly that part came on and we both about wet our pants.

They're like that sometimes. For Example, my favorite line is from on of my least favorite episodes (Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV) when Bender is auditioning for "All My Circuits" and after his audition Calculon comments:

"That was so terrible I think it gave me cancer!"

My Favorite episode is still "300 Big Boys.."

DisneyMom wrote:Maybe the CMs could make some "magic" happen of that sort! :twisted:

You should be careful with that kind of suggestion, some people would enjoy it.

and don't forget about the t-shirts using pictures and/or hidden meanings!

felinefan wrote:Oh, for the good old days, when a t-shirt had a message on it that was cute, funny, and inoffensive....

"Stop reading my shirt"

"My (relation) went to (destination) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

"Don't let the turkeys get you down" back when the term "turkey" was used to describe someone stupid; I had one of those. Picture was of turkeys climbing all over an elephant.

"Go ahead, everyone else does" Picture of a guy about to get splattered by a bird, another shirt I used to have.

Mine would be:

"Your village called. Their idiot's missing."

Syndrome wrote:I have a Bender t-shirt identical to my avatar, and DH has a similar one that says "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass." We wear them to Universal but I'm too chicken to try it at WDW. But hey, it's from a cartoon!

I must say that If I saw the one with the referance to benders butt... I would have to do my job and ask you to please change the shirt...

So say we all!!


The Doctor

I saw a guy a couple days ago with a shirt that said "support single moms" and had a pole dancer on it.

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:Yesterday, I was in DCA when I saw a teenage girl weraing a shirt that says, "Small (A Four Letter Work That Starts With A 'C" For Male Genatalia) Makes Me Giggle!"

Well they probably do make her giggle... I mean a small rooster isnt worth much is it!!

ktulu wrote:I kept seeing a very handsome man in the bathrooms (I am sure he was following me) wearing a shirt that said "Sparrow is my Co-Pirate."

ktulu.... you like staring at guys in the bathroom... I always knew you could be the creepy bathroom perve type

zazu wrote:My favorite guest T-shirt read "I want to **** you like an animal."

Yes, as a matter of fact I *did* toss him (and his 1-year-old) off the train, and not at the station where the rest of his family and stroller were waiting for his return.

Some people.......

First: Was this the Animal Kingdom Train.. i mean if he worked for Animal Programs.. i could see that being an appropriate <sp> shirt....

Second: Did you at least tell him to duck and roll so the baby would not get hurt.

I can tell you that I have been so instructed by many managers over the past few years that state that it is not my role to play "Guest Fashion Guide" that it is the job of a manager, security and the staff of the front gate to enforce park rules. <scratches head> uummm... last thing i remember... I was the first, second, and last line of defense for the other guests as explained in the park policy for guests.


The Doctor

Doctor McKey wrote:I must say that If I saw the one with the referance to benders butt... I would have to do my job and ask you to please change the shirt...

But how do you know it's not referring to his robotic donkey? Ass is such an innocent but maligned word. I'm sure that was really Matt Groening's intention.

GuestJockey wrote:I saw a guy a couple days ago with a shirt that said "support single moms" and had a pole dancer on it.

hobie16 wrote:

So how many "Single Moms" have you "supported"?