Stupid Guest Tricks

It is my goal to now hijack every thread I can find and devote it to rum-free food related topics like cheeseburgers and barbecuing Wallaby. I just sort of hijacked another thread today. So where is the info on how many threads turn to food and listed by food type?

Soylent Green was not people but they wanted you to think that. Really they shipped the dead people to Mars and fed them to Martians then served the humans Martians.

And for dessert (or as a side dish), some of Susislicker's chocolate covered potato chips. yum!

There's a place at the local Hyatt that serves Kobe beef burgers. They are great! Plus, it's on the beach so we can catch the sunset.

On the topic of hamburgers, they prevented me from going to school today. There was a semi carrying a bunch of, I think, frozen patties with a driver who dozed off and drifted into the center median which spilled his meaty payload all over the road. The clean up effort completely blocked the road and then it started to snow. I took the hint and decided to stay home.

It's lunch time and I'm still not sure whether this thread is making me hungry or queasy!

hobie16 wrote:There's a place at the local Hyatt that serves Kobe beef burgers. They are great! Plus, it's on the beach so we can catch the sunset.

One of the doctors I used to work for wanted to buy a young beef calf and raise it at our place. He wanted it raised as Kobe beef and expected me to hand feed it a special diet several times a day and massage the beef daily to tenderize it as it grew up. He was willing to pay generously, but I said no thanks!

mechurchlady wrote:It is my goal to now hijack every thread I can find and devote it to rum-free food related topics like cheeseburgers and barbecuing Wallaby. I just sort of hijacked another thread today. So where is the info on how many threads turn to food and listed by food type?

Soylent Green was not people but they wanted you to think that. Really they shipped the dead people to Mars and fed them to Martians then served the humans Martians.

no no no, they said, Sollent Green was Hunan! i.e. hunan, china.
chinese food.

Whazzup wrote:One of the doctors I used to work for wanted to buy a young beef calf and raise it at our place. He wanted it raised as Kobe beef and expected me to hand feed it a special diet several times a day and massage the beef daily to tenderize it as it grew up. He was willing to pay generously, but I said no thanks!

i.e. you didn't want to have a cow, man.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I thought it was: "I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today"


hehehehe

ME TOO - I am glad I'm not the only one who thinks up totally random quotes from old cartoons

Lasolimu wrote:On the topic of hamburgers, they prevented me from going to school today. There was a semi carrying a bunch of, I think, frozen patties with a driver who dozed off and drifted into the center median which spilled his meaty payload all over the road. The clean up effort completely blocked the road and then it started to snow. I took the hint and decided to stay home.

So how was your burgers for lunch? Roadkill is mighty fine eating especially if it comes from a smashed up big rig.