Stupid Guest Tricks

There are two near you.

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IKEA Carson
20700 South Avalon Blvd.
Carson, CA 90746

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IKEA Orange County Costa Mesa
1475 South Coast Drive
Costa Mesa, CA 92626

There is one up north of Whittier also. Wow 17 miles from me.
It is half way between the 57 and 605. It is just north of the 10 freeway.

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IKEA Covina
848 South Barranca Avenue

There is also one down in San Diego.
Covina, CA 91791

Believe it or not, I get guests (Besides asking if they could drive the monorail) that want to take my monorail key home as a sovenior.

I literally had a guest demanded that I hand over my key to him right now. so being the smartass that I am, I replied "alright, sir, I'll handover my key if you can answer a question correctly."

He agreed, thinking I was going to ask him something like "how fast does a monorail go, or how many monorails we have"...nope I asked him "what is the correct procedure for a brake failure?"

Besides asking if that has ever happened (which it does rarely), he said nothing and walked away.

Doctor McKey wrote:From your friends at the MonoRails ( and yes.. we are better the the steam trains =-P )

Hah! I beg to differ!! Are not! :p:
I'm often asked for my conductor hat I've also had to stop SGs from lifting Little Johnny over the railing and shoving him into the cab :mad:

Welcome.

Watch out for that guy IndyandMarion. . . People seem to go crazy when he shows up around here.

I dunno why. Never been abl. . . Oh wait. That's me. Then that would mean that. . .



Oh great.

:indywhip:

Back! Back I say!

Bad SG! Bad SG! To make it unsafe for the kid and to make a major fool of yourself. If I were to see something like that at the parks, I would report it to security quickly. :twisted:

People want to take or trade for our Monorail wings all the time. Uh, NOOOO!

As it is, I've lost several for whatever reason, and I figure eventually Costuming's gonna be after me for selling them on eBay.

Of course, you all know that I wouldn't, and I think my managers would be surprised if I was being accused, but do you thing Costuming cares who they accuse of something so not-Cast-Member-like? Nor do I.

IndyandMarion wrote:Welcome.

Watch out for that guy IndyandMarion. . . People seem to go crazy when he shows up around here.

I dunno why. Never been abl. . . Oh wait. That's me. Then that would mean that. . .



Oh great.

:indywhip:

Back! Back I say!

:indywhip:
Pounces on Indy then does a fanatic Indy fan attack on Indy. HE IS BACK
faints
INDY INDY INDY INDY
faints
Note to self: faint of Wallaby or Wombat as they have more padding than a Purpura.

I am the president of the Indy fan club.

Big Wallaby wrote:People want to take or trade for our Monorail wings all the time. Uh, NOOOO!

As it is, I've lost several for whatever reason, and I figure eventually Costuming's gonna be after me for selling them on eBay.

Of course, you all know that I wouldn't, and I think my managers would be surprised if I was being accused, but do you thing Costuming cares who they accuse of something so not-Cast-Member-like? Nor do I.

I am suprised they are not numbered, and they make you sign for whatever one(s) are assigned to you!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I am suprised they are not numbered, and they make you sign for whatever one(s) are assigned to you!

That WOULD be a good idea, except that when I leave Monorails (not for good) in about eighteen months and go to Jungle Cruise, I want to keep my wings.

Also, my Area Manager is really cool. For the Disneyland trip, she is collecting wings that I can take with me to give to DL Monorail Pilots.

Big Wallaby wrote:That WOULD be a good idea, except that when I leave Monorails (not for good) in about eighteen months and go to Jungle Cruise, I want to keep my wings.

Following your career path based on altitude, when will you move to Submarines? Does Disney have any plans for a spelunking attraction? If you ever decided on moving you could always get a job in Underground Atlanta.