Here's Your Sign: Revenge of the Idiots

[IndyandMarion]

Fear not. I haven't left again on some SGT relocation project. . . yet. Just been busy going to the Halloween Party at MK (Cloud Strife and Greg House were this years debuts for me) and I've been on vacation hiding from the SGs. . . those little buggers.

I'll try to get something posted. I don't know what. But I'll get something to tie you over, or under while we're merrily on our way to no where at all. Which is bad, because no where is where all the SGs seem to hang out simply because they don't know where their brains are (Most are on back order last I heard).

[Ms. Matterhorn]

= we're merrily on our way to no where at all. (Most are on back order last I heard).

Not to mention "Nowhere In Particular!"

[turkeyham]

I was in the park with some friends from out of town. My sister and her boy friend went on the Matterhorn. They told me 2 teenage girls were misbehaving and were escourted by security to the back stage area. i am guessing they got kicked out.

Then my friends and I were eating out at the mexican restaurant and we heard from a male attractions host for Big Thunder Rail Road: "Please remain seated under your lap bar." The male cast member repeated this a few times. What do you now understand? You pull something unsafe, and your butt is out the door. And yes, security escourted them out too.

Seriously they need to have them sign a piece of paper. If do something bad, why yes, Disneyland will end your vacation with a big surprise. "Good-Bye, you idiot!" :twisted:

[Elena (aka: Bubble Lady)]

I was in the park with some friends from out of town. My sister and her boy friend went on the Matterhorn. They told me 2 teenage girls were misbehaving and were escourted by security to the back stage area. i am guessing they got kicked out.

Then my friends and I were eating out at the mexican restaurant and we heard from a male attractions host for Big Thunder Rail Road: "Please remain seated under your lap bar." The male cast member repeated this a few times. What do you now understand? You pull something unsafe, and your butt is out the door. And yes, security escourted them out too.

Seriously they need to have them sign a piece of paper. If do something bad, why yes, Disneyland will end your vacation with a big surprise. "Good-Bye, you idiot!" :twisted:

[font="Palatino Linotype"]hooray for taking out the idiots that keep the rides from moving![/font]

[gurgi]

ok Indy. I know it's the holiday season, and everyone is overwhelmingly busy. Not to mention the idiots are out in full force all over the malls, parks, jsut everywhere acting the exact opposite of what we are told this time of year is about, but where are the HYS stories? What kind of sick twisted tease was that!?!?! you get me all excited and vanish again? i thought we patched up all our problems. (can someoen hand me a tissue?). I cant believe I have to go through this again! INDY!!!!

ok, sorry, bored at work.
Indy, Indy Doo, where are you?

Like I said, bored. Uhm, how did that go again, BRW? oh yeah. Hey look! A Flower!

[IndyandMarion]

I was at the office doing my typical work. . .

*We all know what class rings look like right?*

Guest:"Is that a class ring?"
-*Sigh* No, idiot, it's a missing person finder. It turns red when a lost person is found. . . Which means Caylee has been found.

Guest: *On the street* I thought he was dead!
Me: Well apparently not. I'm about as dead as the bio dome over Disney is real.
Guest: ????
Me: . . . Forget it.

Guest: Nice suit!
Me: You outta know, you bought it getting into the parking lot today.

Guest: Do you work here?
Me: No. I carry a briefcase and wear a black wool blazer because I'm and SGT waiting to happen.

*Guide is talking*
Guest *To guide*: We can't understand you!
Me: That makes two of us! *Looking around* Now, where's that translator.

Kid Guest: Is that real?
Me *In my head*: No, kid, it's as plastic as your mother's impl. . .

[hobie16]

No, kid, it's as plastic as your mother's impl. . .

When it snowed in Malibu last week Emergency Services was advising women residents to soak in a hot tub for fifteen minutes to thaw their implants.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

When it snowed in Malibu last week Emergency Services was advising women residents to soak in a hot tub for fifteen minutes to thaw their implants.

The better be careful how they word it, or some Blonds will drown!!


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