Stupid Guest Tricks

My favorite bathroom stall saying is currently one I saw on the way home...and I saw a lot of those stalls since I was sick as a dog the whole way.........it went something like this

"If you really love the guy
Show him some class
and dont write his name
in the room you wipe your ass"

vixen101485 wrote:My favorite bathroom stall saying is currently one I saw on the way home...and I saw a lot of those stalls since I was sick as a dog the whole way.........it went something like this

"If you really love the guy
Show him some class
and dont write his name
in the room you wipe your ass"

Nothing says LOVE like carving your sweetie's name into the toilet seat
Yes, I've seen that :mad:

DisneyMom wrote:Nothing says LOVE like carving your sweetie's name into the toilet seat
Yes, I've seen that :mad:

Then wuv...twwwoooo wuv!!

(okay, Princess Bride!!)

vixen101485 wrote:My favorite bathroom stall saying is currently one I saw on the way home...and I saw a lot of those stalls since I was sick as a dog the whole way.........it went something like this

"If you really love the guy
Show him some class
and dont write his name
in the room you wipe your ass"

LOL, that's funny! And I'm sorry to hear you were sick, I hope you're feeling much better.

disneyprincess1988 wrote:LOL, that's funny! And I'm sorry to hear you were sick, I hope you're feeling much better.

Thanks, feeling better today. I think it was a touch of bad food and ex-lax combined. Let's just say...not a comfy trip home.

The backstage restroom behind Disneyana used to have lots of graffiti. My first month working at DLR I saw someone drew a rather, um, sexual depiction of Michael Eisner, Paul Pressler, and Cynthia Harriss. Then someone else wrote "Come on guys, this is Disneyland. Grow up." Then someone else crossed out the "Grow up" and replaced it with "Blow up."

The next month I saw one backstage that I actually thought was pretty funny in the restroom behind Candy Palace. The partitions and doors looked like they were about to down and someone wrote "Complaint: This restroom is poorly built."

I worked at a company that some brainiac decided to play really bad Muzak in the assembly area. The employees complained but nothing changed. Someone decided enough was enough and flushed styrofoam cups into all the toilets which backed them up causing a flood. The also left a big sign stating if the Muzak plug wasn't pulled there would be further floods.

It took a week but the assembly guys were rockin' in the free world.

Moral debates aside, that restroom down the stairs from Chef Mickey's must be the worst public restroom on the property.

I went down there a couple of years ago, and there was HUGE, probably 3 ft x 1 ft area on the main door to the restroom where the paint had peeled off and never repainted. Once I got inside, I wondered if I had misunderstood the Cast Member's directions and wandered into a some long-lost employee-only area in the bowels of the Contemporary. Nope --unfortunately it really WAS the public one!

hobie16 wrote:I worked at a company that some brainiac decided to play really bad Muzak in the assembly area. The employees complained but nothing changed. Someone decided enough was enough and flushed styrofoam cups into all the toilets which backed them up causing a flood. The also left a big sign stating if the Muzak plug wasn't pulled there would be further floods.

It took a week but the assembly guys were rockin' in the free world.

I think I can beat the "Horrible Music at Work" honor....
A Nursing Home I worked at played Military Marching Music :mad:
We broke into the Office one night and changed the radio to some Led Zeppelin! :D:

I was a communications manager. I went in one weekend to help the facilities guys move some stuff around so they didn't interrupt some Token Ring (yeah I'm showing my age) like stuff. They asked if there was any way to pipe in some music so I hooked up a cassette deck to the paging system and cranked up Van Halen so loud the windows were moving.

About ten minutes into our mini concert a senior VP appears to ask if we can turn it down a bit. Apparently he had been there for quite a while and we blasted him awake and out of his seat.

Rock 'n' roll you pukes!!!