Stupid Guest Tricks

A riding friend swears by this stuff.



http://www.bagbalm.com/

felinefan wrote:Another reason some lardasses (like me) :D: don't want to walk far--if we fail to find clothing like shorts or pants that cover our thighs, we can get blisters where our thigh-tops rub together! OUCH!!!! Those blisters hurt! I speak from experience! Hasn't happened in quite a while to me, I've managed to find loose-fitting shorts and pants. But I still wouldn't mind getting out of Women's size 20 and eventually down to a Misses' size, like 8 or 6. I miss being able to fit into Misses' sizes!

Whazzup wrote:There is a roll-on product (actually several) that you can get at Sports Authority or other sports stores that helps prevent chafing like that. I'm going to get some for our trip in November and use it on thighs and toes.

Bochocho wrote:Body Glide. It's an absolute life saver for us (hopefully) non-stupid (but definitely) fat-asses throughout the World. ;-)

I've typed, rethought and deleted several joking references to chafing and having one's thighs catch fire and leaving a trail of smoke behind while trucking through the park - but that visual image can only lead us all into the gutter. ;-)

Body Glide should open a kiosk just inside the turnstyles.

Ya know we all should form some sort of Fat Ass club. I am trying like Feline to get down to a 10 from an 18. It is slow going, when you hit menopause. Them hormones just throw everything off whack and the metabolism is not as fast as it was at 20 yrs old.
I can actually see air between my lower thighs, nearer to my knees (TMI?) which means some of the fat has come of. I am waiting til they don't rub together at all. Could cause an electrical storm at my knees if I am not careful. :shock: :shock: :shock: hehehehe
Ya know having reread all the posts here, we are going down a road that may be difficult to excape from....oh well, that is normal for SGT!

Princess *Fat Ass, Fat legs, Muffin Top, flabby flappy arms* Susi :hysteria:

hobie16 wrote:A riding friend swears by this stuff.



http://www.bagbalm.com/

You know these pictures were posted on another thread some time ago. We keep going back to the same topics...Get your minds out of the gutter so mine can float by! HAHAHA! We all have a fixation on butts it seems! Hmmmmmm...I wonder what Dr. Freud would say bout that? :twisted:
Princess*I am NOT obsessed with butts* Susi

hobie16 wrote:This stuff is great for long bike rides.



http://www.buttpaste.com/BLButtPaste.php

I mean't to include this pic too in the above post...it has been featured on this site before as well.....

If you are tired, try this:




http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/brow ... 0/I/f03661

Since we're recommending products today, here's one GP should like. It's available in a number of San Diego's better drinking establishments.



http://blindsquirrelrum.com/index.php

Also at the Vermont Country Store site is a product called Anti-Monkey Butt. "Don't let your butt turn red, use Anti-Monkey Butt, instead!" :hysteria:

hobie16 wrote:A riding friend swears by this stuff.



http://www.bagbalm.com/

Oh my gosh, that was a blast from the past!! :D: When my sister and I were in our early teens our parents bought 7 acres in the country. The local riding academy rented our pasture for their horses, and my sis and I helped bring the horses down from the stables to the pasture every evening, riding them along the highway about 2 miles, and back again in the morning. We all rode bareback and she and I were beginner riders and ended up with chaffed behinds. My Mom had a jar of Bag Balm and would spread it on our rumps to help heal the blisters. It has a strong camphor smell and is very thick and hard to wash off your hands. Whew!!
I haven't thought about that stuff in years. Thanks for the flashback, Hobie. (Sorry if that was TMI.)

Okay okay - for those that know me, you are probably thinking as to why I need to chime in on the Chub Club discussion. Well, if one is looking for a good weight loss regime - get cast as a friend in any of the parks. Trust me, weight goes flying off due to the heat, heavyness, and physical labor. In fact, we are encouraged to snack in between meets to keep our energy up as it's all burned off by the time we leave the off stage area. You sweat, you get tired, and for many friends - the pounds drop. One of the college program girls lost about 5 lbs in about 2 weeks due the excess motion and physical labor involved.

If one is NOT in the position to be a friend for whatever reason, always try to practice portion control and a minimum of 15 mins non stop movement every day. Some friends find the video Hip-Hop Abs to be fun work out - and quite comical too if you watch your buddies do it. Even just brisk walking helps. For you WDW CM's - Taking a few laps around world showcase lagoon is a great fun way to get in shape and people watch. Just don't let the McDonalds fries kiosk tempt you. Reward yourself with a juice bar afterward.

I am a huge fan of all those who are trying to better their lifestyles. Once you get your body going, you will soon start to notice changes and they will make you feel GREAT! One of my attendants carries a picture of her "former" self with her to remind her of how far she has come. And trust me, it is an amazing difference! She says she still has a way to go, but she has achieved so much already.

Hmm, good Idea Sarah, course I learned a variatin on that one quite a number of years ago.

My employer sent us to a desert survival school. Its amazing how much weight you can lose in two weeks of hiking around the desert north of Las Vegas. (first time I got sunburned UNDER my clothing!!) WooHoooo!!!