Stupid Guest Tricks

Those could work, or maybe just some greased up latex.. :D:

Remember, petroleum-based lubricants can disintegrate your latex!
Use a water-soluble lubricant!

DisneyMom wrote:Remember, petroleum-based lubricants can disintegrate your latex!
Use a water-soluble lubricant!

In Germany, it's called Weiner Slickum.

hobie16 wrote:In Germany, it's called Weiner Slickum.

ROFLMAO, Hobie!!!!!!! :p:

I'll never be able to drive by our local Der WeinerSlickum without laughing again!!!!!

DisneyMom wrote:Use a water-soluble lubricant!

But if the swim team used a water-soluble lubricant...

...wouldn't it all wash off the moment they hit the pool?

Tara_Lee3 wrote:But if the swim team used a water-soluble lubricant...

...wouldn't it all wash off the moment they hit the pool?

Don't think it was that kind of swim team!!

One additional way to reduce your resistance on the slides is to arch your back... The trick is to limit the amount of body touching the slide. Less contact, less friction. So, you arch your back so that your weight is supported entirely by your shoulders and heels. (This is obivously easiest on the speed slides where you've crossed your arms and legs)

(Hmmm... Thongs, lube and an arched back... This thread HAS taken quite the veer off-course...) ;)

-Rob

*Walk into thread, looks about. Runs out covering eyes.*

Eeeeeeeeek.........

markstudy wrote:
On a side note-
Scientist actually think that human beings will split into two genetically separate sub-species in the future.... because the
"college educated" and the "high school drop-out" classes are moving so far away from each other, that the two groups may not mix gene pools in the future. (now that's some scary stuff). Seems silly but, just that fact that this theory has been raised in a serious scientific debate is almost surreal

What scientists? Do you have a cite? ("The Time Machine" doesn't count.) No social scientist I know would ever say such a thing.

I don't mean to pick on you, but the wide misapprehension of science is one of my pet peeves.

Rob562 wrote:One additional way to reduce your resistance on the slides is to arch your back... The trick is to limit the amount of body touching the slide. Less contact, less friction. So, you arch your back so that your weight is supported entirely by your shoulders and heels. (This is obivously easiest on the speed slides where you've crossed your arms and legs)

Yes, you are correct. I alway do that and try to tell others about it as well, but they aren't as interested.. Maybe because a hairless, greased up guy is telling them this..