Stupid Guest Tricks

Syndrome wrote:Good Lord, with 62 Disney cruises under my belt and living next door to WDW in Celebration so I can go at will, I wonder what they would call me and Mr. Syndrome!

62?

I would venture to say you are approaching more at sea time that I have!

I think that happened was that we were the victim of a brainwashing experiment. I always wanted to try a cruise, but Mr. Syndrome had NO desire. He didn't even want to go to WDW till I dragged him there and had the chip implanted overnight at the Wilderness Lodge. Suddenly he loved Disney just as much as I do.

Then, in 1997, we went to the preview center on Main Street for AK and the cruise line. I thought we just saw a nice, simple movie featuring Mickey and his friend Crystal Ball, but I suspect we actually were knocked out and our chips underwent the super-duper at sea upgrade. Suddenly Mr. Syndrome loves cruising just as much as he loves WDW (and goodness knows it took no convincing for me).

I for one welcome my Disney Cruise Line Overlords.

Syndrome wrote:I for one welcome my Disney Cruise Line Overlords.

Heh heh -- Simpsons, right?

BTW, ... about that adoption thing. Really, I'm good to go with that. I mean, my parents are still around, but I'm sure they won't mind. Oh, and Churchy may be ahead of me "in line," but I don't think she really loves you as much as I do. :p:

Syndrome wrote:I thought we just saw a nice, simple movie featuring Mickey and his friend Crystal Ball, but I suspect we actually were knocked out and our chips underwent the super-duper at sea upgrade.

You're lucky you weren't abducted by aliens. They always use the anal probe. :D:

hobie16 wrote:They always use the anal probe. :D:

Careful, in this day and age, some might like it. Especially if the alien looks like Jessica Rabbit... though I have heard that they might have received the wrong information lately and look like SpongeBob SquarePants or Beavis and Butthead.

hobie16 wrote:You're lucky you weren't abducted by aliens. They always use the anal probe. :D:

Now just exactly HOW do you know about something like that?

Shorty82 wrote: What about me? I work there 5 days a week and most weeks I'm there on at least one of my days off if not both.

So am I!!

BRWombat wrote:Heh heh -- Simpsons, right?

Yep!



Y'all will have to get in line for the adoption...we've got quite a queue line already, and it doesn't have Fastpass! Our nephews and nieces just love the fact that we moved to FL and provided a convenient FL roadtrip crash pad. They are remarkably well behaved when they are here and they don't want to take ANY risk of pissing us off. Little do they know, we're trying to figure out how we can spend every penny we own the day before we die of old age.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Now just exactly HOW do you know about something like that?

I was driving down a deserted secondary road at 2 AM. It was very dark and there was a light rain. All of a sudden a bright white light came on directly above my car. The engine quit. I heard a strange noise coming from all around me and then...

hobie16 wrote:I was driving down a deserted secondary road at 2 AM. It was very dark and there was a light rain. All of a sudden a bright white light came on directly above my car. The engine quit. I heard a strange noise coming from all around me and then...

Hmm, Sounds like "The Invaders" (A quinn martin production)