An evergrowing list of silly/funny/dumb questions asked by WDW guests!

[Sarah Magdalene]

Well, Mickey and the gang often get colds and laryngitis due to the heavy work schedule and all. I mean, the guy has his own set of theme parks to help run! Not just that he stars in his own animated show, and then has to perform on the castle stage in various parks internationally (with Tink's magic help of course), and then appear in the parades internationally, appear in Fantasmic (in TWO parks) ...the list goes on and on. When he makes some personal appearances for fans, he chooses to not use his voice so much and save it for performing. He's usually often hoarse as it is.

My favorite singer, Sarah Brightman often whispers or does not speak at all when off stage during heavy concert tour times and public appearances where she has to make interview after interview.

[Whazzup]

From a recent post on Board X:
- A father tells his daughter that they were going on the Jungle Cruise to see all of the characters from Jungle Book. Hope the kid wasn't too disappointed.
- You can only get a FastPass if you are with someone who's handicapped.
- A woman is telling someone on the phone that they were waiting for him outside of the ride called Inside Track (which she said about 50 times). Inside Track if the name of the Test Track gift shop. I hope they eventually found each other.

[Princess Susi]

I wouldn't mind #27. Sometimes you just NEED to relax there! LOL! :p:

Great list! And great follow-ups as well. This thread is a chuckler! :hysteria:

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[Princess Susi]

That's a condition known as hyperhidrosis. It's caused by a high metabolism rate. The thyroid gland is usually responsible for it.

Excessive sweating can be cured by a thoracic surgery procedure known as endoscopic thoracic sympathectomy. This procedure interrupts the transmission of nerve signals between the spinal column and sweat glands in the affected area. An unwelcomed side effect may result in unwanted increased sweating from other areas of the body—called "compensatory sweating."

Botox can also be used as a temporary nerve block.

Doctor hobie! Can you do my spine surgeries? I'll be glad to fly to Hawaii to have them done and recuperate in the lush tropical islands! hehehe.... :p:

[hobie16]

Doctor hobie! Can you do my spine surgeries? I'll be glad to fly to Hawaii to have them done and recuperate in the lush tropical islands! hehehe.... :p:

If you turn a rock over on Maui you'll find either a wedding coordinator, wedding photographer or a new age healer. These guys can fix anything.

A few years ago a group of yogis (sic) decided to hike up a mountain and get back to nature by stripping off all their clothes by a stream and chanting in a meadow nearby. There was some heavy rain at the summit which caused a flash flood, which both cut them off and washed away their clothes. The fire department helicopter guys who rescued them must have had some great laughs at that one.

[joanna71985]

A little girl had asked Mickey if he shared a bed with Minnie. He kindly gestured they both lived and slept in separate homes.

Yeah, they are pretty old fashioned for a steady couple going 80 years strong.

HA!! What a question! :D:

Well, Mickey and the gang often get colds and laryngitis due to the heavy work schedule and all. I mean, the guy has his own set of theme parks to help run! Not just that he stars in his own animated show, and then has to perform on the castle stage in various parks internationally (with Tink's magic help of course), and then appear in the parades internationally, appear in Fantasmic (in TWO parks) ...the list goes on and on. When he makes some personal appearances for fans, he chooses to not use his voice so much and save it for performing. He's usually often hoarse as it is.

He's a busy mouse. ;)

[Shorty82]

A little girl had asked Mickey if he shared a bed with Minnie. He kindly gestured they both lived and slept in separate homes.

Yeah, they are pretty old fashioned for a steady couple going 80 years strong.

The thing is Minnie's house doesn't have a bedroom! I noticed that today. It has a living room, craft room, kitchen, and garden room but no bedroom. Mickey's house does have a bedroom though.

Well, Mickey and the gang often get colds and laryngitis due to the heavy work schedule and all. I mean, the guy has his own set of theme parks to help run! Not just that he stars in his own animated show, and then has to perform on the castle stage in various parks internationally (with Tink's magic help of course), and then appear in the parades internationally, appear in Fantasmic (in TWO parks) ...the list goes on and on. When he makes some personal appearances for fans, he chooses to not use his voice so much and save it for performing. He's usually often hoarse as it is.

Good reasons.

[drcorey]

Doctor hobie! Can you do my spine surgeries? I'll be glad to fly to Hawaii to have them done and recuperate in the lush tropical islands! hehehe.... :p:

Go find a Reiki Master, they can get the energys in your spine going again.

[hobie16]

This one is from Expo '74 in Spokane. The Book of Mormon pavilion had two sections in their building. The first was a theater that simulated animation by doing rear projection on to translucent heads.

The second section was lined with cases that held reproductions of Mormon artifacts. This section was also packed with look-a-like Mormon recruiter guys dressed in black suits, white shirts, shinny black ties and white socks. A woman in front of us stopped at one of the recruiter guys and said, "Can I ask you a question?"

The recruiter guy's face lit up and he almost shouted, "Yes!"

The woman asked, "How do they get those faces to move?"

Completely deflated, the recruiter guy replied, "The technicians do something behind the screen."

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

This one is from Expo '74 in Spokane. The Book of Mormon pavilion had two sections in their building. The first was a theater that simulated animation by doing rear projection on to translucent heads.

The second section was lined with cases that held reproductions of Mormon artifacts. This section was also packed with look-a-like Mormon recruiter guys dressed in black suits, white shirts, shinny black ties and white socks. A woman in front of us stopped at one of the recruiter guys and said, "Can I ask you a question?"

The recruiter guy's face lit up and he almost shouted, "Yes!"

The woman asked, "How do they get those faces to move?"

Completely deflated, the recruiter guy replied, "The technicians do something behind the screen."

Well, he was sorta right!!