Stupidist Question A Guest Can Ask You!

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Re: Stupidist Question A Guest Can Ask You!

Post by drcorey » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:24 pm

Tell them Pooh is in restroom land.


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Re: Stupidist Question A Guest Can Ask You!

Post by missmonkey » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:54 pm

Cheshire Figment wrote:I have another one about why they don't have Beaver Tails at Epcot anymore. That is because Disney is being Politically Correct and reaction to PETA complaints that Disney was mistreating and mutilating beavers.
Ha! Are you sure it wasn't the strippers union?


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Re: Stupidist Question A Guest Can Ask You!

Post by hobie16 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:09 pm

missmonkey wrote:Ha! Are you sure it wasn't the strippers union?
It might have been a wetsuit company.


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Re: Stupidist Question A Guest Can Ask You!

Post by SWTexasBelle » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:53 pm

Bad . . .y'all are so bad.


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Re: Stupidist Question A Guest Can Ask You!

Post by albino_pygmy » Wed May 14, 2008 10:10 pm

Here's something that happened away from the theme parks, which proves that it's not just some spell that makes people stupid as they pass through the turnstyles and that there's a good chance they're just stupid alltogether! Anyways, I used to work at Publix and was cashiering at the time, standing in front of aisle 3 where the breakfast items are because it was slow and we stand in front of our registers to welcome people in. I get greeted by someone who asks me where the cereal is. I tell them aisle 3 (not to mention I'm standing directly in front of it, sign above it with a big 3 and cereal on it) and then they go and ask "Where's that?" I tell them "It's squeezed between aisles 2 and 4, you can't miss it!" They gave me a dirty look after that :rolleyes:


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Re: Stupidist Question A Guest Can Ask You!

Post by hobie16 » Wed May 14, 2008 10:41 pm

albino_pygmy wrote:They gave me a dirty look after that :rolleyes:
They probably had low blood sugar and were looking for a carb fix from some Captain Crunch Berries, Sugar Frosted Flakes or Super Sugar Crisps. You should have sent them to the soft drink aisle for some 2X Jolt Cola.


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