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Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:35 am
by Moonliner
hobie16 wrote:Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it's spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The second cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks!"
This is udder nonsense.

On the other hand, there is nothing wrong with re-pee. Remember, new water is not being formed everyday, so anything you drink has already made the 'Body Wars' trip many times through many different species before it winds up in your (supposedly) clean glass.

Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:32 am
by Ms. Matterhorn
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:02 am
by hobie16
Moonliner wrote:Remember, new water is not being formed everyday, so anything you drink has already made the 'Body Wars' trip many times through many different species before it winds up in your (supposedly) clean glass.
Where do you think Bear Whiz Beer comes from?

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Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:40 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Reminds me of a desert survival course that I took. WE made a solar still with a canteen cup, some plastic tubing, and a piece of plastic sheet. ANY moisture can be distilled into pure drinking water....you can cut up catci, and other things and put in under the sheet for the still process...including err, wet sand. hehehehehehe


RUM?

Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:16 am
by BRWombat
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Reminds me of a desert survival course that I took. ...
I first read this as "dessert survival course." Now that's something I'd sign up for!!

Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:32 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
BRWombat wrote:I first read this as "dessert survival course." Now that's something I'd sign up for!!
Well...ME too!!!


hehehehe

Especially before a trip to WDW!!!

Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:09 pm
by Elena (aka: Bubble Lady)
Syndrome wrote:Did she at least wipe?
:hysteria:

Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:13 pm
by Elena (aka: Bubble Lady)
felinefan wrote:I remember one time Dr. Demento was having his 25th anniversary on T.V., and when they sang "Shaving Cream," they added a couple of verses--one started "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou?" but I forget what came after it; the other, sung by the good Doctor, had him complaining to a soda jerk that he'd ordered a big banana split, but instead he'd brought him of dish of shaving cream. I guess this is one of those "add a verse" songs.... :D:
[font="Palatino Linotype"]it is indeed one of those songs...an old one at that...sure do miss getting to listen to the good Dr. D...he used to have a 4 hour live show...then we got him on the web on a 2 hr. show (taped and played on stephen king's radio website)...now if you want to hear him you can go to his website and pay a few bucks to hear a part of an old show[/font]

Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:48 am
by mechurchlady
drcorey wrote:Shaving Cream!
be nice and clean. shave everyday and you'll all ways feel keen....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nlJRG7NTnM
That was Club Penguin by the way. Fun place that is kid friendly.

Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:34 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Elena (aka: Bubble Lady) wrote:[font="Palatino Linotype"]it is indeed one of those songs...an old one at that...sure do miss getting to listen to the good Dr. D...he used to have a 4 hour live show...then we got him on the web on a 2 hr. show (taped and played on stephen king's radio website)...now if you want to hear him you can go to his website and pay a few bucks to hear a part of an old show[/font]
I remember that my grandparents had an old 78 RPM record that had "shaving cream" on it. wish I had that now!