Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:An armed society is a POLITE society!

Welcome to Texas. :D:

BRWombat wrote:Welcome to Texas. :D:

Thats one of the reasons I want to move there, but DW wants to stay in Kal-eee-forin--ya, JUST because grandkids are here!! (that, and the fact I want to by an F250 and put bull horns on the hood!!! YeeeHaaaaa)

Cranbiz wrote:And let us not forget when asked how many in their party, they say 2 and then 8 proceed to get in the boat.

Oh that makes me so mad!!! They see me at merge asking everyone and they walk right past me!!! Then when I say row 9 that obviously means row 2 right? Or worse, I say row 9 and they take 8 AND 9...grrr!

BRWombat wrote:Welcome to Texas. :D:

Very true...anyone remember Miss Congeniality?
"He had a gun!"
"This Texas, everyone has a gun! My florist has a gun!"

SRT_GB wrote:Don't forget.....Demand to see Walt Disney because your day sucked

I'd like to *see* this one. "Hey Frozen guy, your Park sucks now! Whattaya got ta say to that? Huh? Huh?"
weird....
susi

CMGUY89 wrote:Wellllllll......
You could ask us dumb questions...
Complain that the lines are too long...
Call Test Track Fast Track, then use Fast Track to refer to Fastpass
Ask "Is this a ride?"
Not read any signs or maps
Smoke everywhere
Puke everywhere...
Complain about rides breaking down
Leave dirty diapers everywhere...
Swear at us...
Tell us how to do our jobs...
Tell us how easy our jobs are...
Then complain about how expensive everything is.

Then I'll ask you again how many are in your party and put you on the damn boat.

Thanks for the list, I will print it out (10000 times) and hand it out to all the other SG's as a guide :D: to WDW
LOL. You all crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deb

hobie16 wrote:That's why you never see shootings in inter city schools. All the kids know everybody else is packing heat.

Sadly, this is simply not true. I was unaware until speaking to a group of teachers from inner-city Baltimore recently. They explained to me that the reason you never hear about it is that it happens too often! In most of those schools, somebody is stabbed or shot almost every week! Even one of the teachers in the group I was speaking to had been shot by a student! Isolated incidents happen so often that they're not newsworthy anymore. You only hear about it if several people get shot and the news can call it a "rampage."

An unarmed society is a living society! No other civilized country has the amount of shooting deaths we do... And it's not even because they've taken away *all* the guns. They still allow hunters to have them in limited amounts. And they watch all the same violent movies we do and even listen to our rap music. The rest of the civilized world thinks we're crazy to let anyone who wants one have a gun... :(

Cranbiz wrote:Or that they have to ride together, while standing in the single rider line.

I actually witnessed this for the first time during my last trip! A family of four was in the single rider line at RnR. When the CM started putting people into "limos" he tried to send one of the kids to a car. The father says "Oh no, we're all together." The CM's answer was an expression of confusion and the question on my mind too "Then why are you in the single rider line?" The SG's answer: "Well we saw this line was shorter and seemed to be moving faster, so it only made sense for us to get in this line rather than the other one!"


The best part: My roommate immediately says, loud enough for the SG to hopefully feel some humiliation and for the CM to laugh: "Wow! That's really F'ckin' stupid! <then to me> You're going to need to remember that one for that forum you're always on!" :D:

Nothin better that another guest calling out an SG!

I wish I had that kind of bravery (afraid I'd get shot!:eek :) but the last time I went and was next to that SG during the Aladdin Show, I was sayin' to my Hubby, "That witch is SO going to be written about on SGT!" We are like the "SG Police!" :D:
Do I get a Badge?

Ummm SURE, here ya go!!