Dumbest CM Injuries

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Re: Dumbest CM Injuries

Post by ktulu » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:17 pm

If you're not a bubble lady or a CM, MS hates you :(

Darph, PM me a physical description :)


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Re: Dumbest CM Injuries

Post by Kwahati » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:28 pm

ktulu wrote:If you're not a bubble lady or a CM, MS hates you :(
Since I probably couldn't last long as a CM before tearing out some SG's trachea, I guess I have to aspire to being a Bubble Lady.

I love bubbles already, and I'm pretty good at making them...but the other part of being a Bubble Lady... Hmm... Don't know about that... :p:

Edited to add: and I hear there's nothing wrong with ladies' underwear on a male...but I imagine there wouldn't be a whole lot of room for the boys in there...


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Re: Dumbest CM Injuries

Post by Big Wallaby » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:13 pm

Kwahati wrote:but I imagine there wouldn't be a whole lot of room for the boys in there...
Never tried it, let me know! Not that I'm considering it or anything... Great, now this is going to wind up somehow in the Never Ending Story thread.


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Re: Dumbest CM Injuries

Post by Kwahati » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:37 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:Great, now this is going to wind up somehow in the Never Ending Story thread.
I've developed a pretty good strategy for these situations: whenever I make a particularly silly or self-deprecating joke that I don't want to read about in the never ending story thread, I simply avoid that thread for a day or two. Works every time! :rolleyes:


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Re: Dumbest CM Injuries

Post by Big Wallaby » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:39 pm

With that said, they're already working on how to make sure it gets drawn out.


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Re: Dumbest CM Injuries

Post by Princess Susi » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:00 am

hobie16 wrote:I attended a sheep dip class in Plan Zero and caught the worst cold ever. The temp never got above 19.
Oh, Yeah? Well, When I was in Vet tech school I drew blood from thisclose to a steer's ass and it was 15 degrees and cold as a witches you know what, and walked away with a grand smile on my face because I was able to find the tail vein which is too close to a steer's anus AND on top of that I put on a plastic shield over my arm and stuck said arm up a cows butt :eek: just because we could and the Veterinarians told us to :twisted: ...


Top that Hobie, my friend! LOL! Just Kidding! (Though I really had to do that in Tech school in the middle of a Colorado winter with snow and ice and frozen, and mucky manure everywhere at 6AM. Hey, life on a ranch starts EARLY, we were LATE compared to the Owners of the Ranch who had been out there since an ungodly hour! We did fun things in Vet Tech School. Some of them would make you hurl!!!!! :twisted: I just might HAVE to tell you about them! The things we do to animals, NO NOT THAT :eek: , Jeeze, Techs are NOT shepherds after all... :D: )
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Re: Dumbest CM Injuries

Post by Big Wallaby » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:56 am

susislicker wrote:AND on top of that I put on a plastic shield over my arm and stuck said arm up a cows butt :eek: just because we could and the Veterinarians told us to :twisted: ...


Top that Hobie, my friend!
No, please don't.


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Re: Dumbest CM Injuries

Post by Princess Susi » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:59 am

ktulu wrote:Woo! I have plane tickets to leave for Disneyland on Thursday :)

Now I just need to buy the park tickets...
We will be there on the 20th -27th. We will just miss you! Wah! :( It would have been fun to meet there! Sometime!
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Re: Dumbest CM Injuries

Post by Princess Susi » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:08 am

ktulu wrote:If you're not a bubble lady or a CM, MS hates you :(

Darph, PM me a physical description :)
Me too! I wanna meet Mainstreeter! And Purpura, I saw her elfed! And Polar, I want to meet you too! I will PM you my cell phone, all and hope to meet up in the Park somewhere even to say hi on our way to an ADR or tour. We are doing both the "Walk in Walt's Footsteps" tour and the "Holidaytime" tour this trip. Have never done the Walk tour in all the years we have been going. Did the Holiday tour last year during the day. We have late afternoon this time and we get actual CHAIRS for priority seating (as part of the Holiday tour pkg) for the Night time parade. This time we catch it in all it's lighted glory, right up front and no one can go in front of us. We will be mere feet from the Parade! I am really looking forward to that. Having chairs to sit on will be so unbelievably great! At Disneyland? Where seating is a premium? Ahhhhhh...that is worth the cost of the tour alone. Course you pay $$$ for it in the tour pkg That is fine, I just want to sit down for the parade on a chair.
I hope we can meet up at the Parks, all who will be there! Disneymom, we WILL see you there with your family! :D:
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Re: Dumbest CM Injuries

Post by ktulu » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:22 am

We have no real plans other than Breakfast at Plaza Inn (*cough*) and lunch at Blue Bayou. We're going to stop by and see the ONE CM that has messaged me...

I know, I'm a lowly guest and not good enough to be seen with our beloved CM's... *sniff* :(


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