Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:just remember, that being a pirate has advantages! If something goes wrong:

Hey.....Pirate!

Nuff said!!!

And don't forget, a pirate ALWAYS has rum! :D:
sues*does NOT drink rum...anymore...*slicker

Kwahati wrote:There's a thread schedule? Why wasn't I told about this? Do you know how much I'm paying to be here?!? Can I get the thread schedule from Guest Relations? ;) :twisted: :p:

And don't forget that not knowing the thread schedule ruins the magic too! Hrmph! :twisted:
sues
arghhhhh...forgot the magical mutiple quotey feature! Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

susislicker wrote:And don't forget that not knowing the thread schedule ruins the magic too! Hrmph! :twisted:

Yes, yes... we're going to start having announcements for those of you too lazy to pick up the schedule on your way in. Consider it our way of thanking you for your... your... well, I'm not sure what we're thanking you for, but Zazu said to thank you.

And up next, we will have an important announcement. On the count of three, everyone say "Free drink, Colonel!"

A one, anda two........

Drop your drawers
Drop your drawers
I'll drop mine if you drop yours!
Drop your drawers
Drop your drawers
All the way to your knees, please!
Drop yo... wha? Huh?

Why, no. I guess this isn't the proctologist convention, is it?

HEY! Back on Subject!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo HO YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!

POTC? PROCT? Very close....

Yeah tho, this is not:
Yo HO, Yo HO, A proctos life for me.
Why do I knows, so many ho's,
Cause I'm a doc you see. :D:
It is not fun,
I'm glad when the day is done
Although sometimes I see very nice buns....
You would not want to be
A proctologee
Rightee?

susi*not a Proctologist and NEVER would be*slicker

susislicker wrote:POTC? PROCT? Very close....

Yeah tho, this is not:
Yo HO, Yo HO, A proctos life for me. ...

Something's not quite right here, but... I can't quite put my finger on it. ;)

Especially when people BEND OVER backwards to help everyone understand!

susislicker wrote:susi*not a Proctologist and NEVER would be*slicker

Brings up a very good question. How, in heaven's name, do you make that decision, "You know, I think I would like to be a proctologist."