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Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:22 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
After a while crocodile!!

Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:34 pm
by Princess Susi
You must be an *old* pirate to know all those old sayings...probably as old as me :D:

Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:43 pm
by BRWombat
Big Wallaby wrote:Oh, they do. But not officially.

If the park closes at 9, then at 9:45 security comes around.

At 10:00, they release the dogs.

At 10:15 they shoot to kill.

At 10:30, they release me.

Mua ha ha ha ha!
Oh, I hope not. I mean if you're a vampire, that's all we'd need is to turn a bunch of Ssssss Gggggg's into the undead and have them around forever!

But then again, they'd again never be able to visit the parks during daylight hours... :cool:

Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:05 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
susislicker wrote:You must be an *old* pirate to know all those old sayings...probably as old as me :D:
MMMmmmmm I have been around a while!!

Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:32 pm
by Princess Susi
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:MMMmmmmm I have been around a while!!
Who was President when you were born? :D:
sues*snoopy*slicker

Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:58 pm
by BRWombat
susislicker wrote:Who was President when you were born? :D:
sues*snoopy*slicker
President? You're assuming, Sues. Lessee... George III was king during the colonial days... :twisted: :D:

Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:02 pm
by ktulu
Or the sharks with frickin lasers on their heads.

Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:24 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
susislicker wrote:Who was President when you were born? :D:
sues*snoopy*slicker
I dont remember, I wasn't into politics until I was 5 or 6!!

I do have a newspaper article that my mother saved from our local newspaper, that says I was helping my grandfather, by going with him to vote for Eisenhower! (I assume the second term!!)

Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:26 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
BRWombat wrote:President? You're assuming, Sues. Lessee... George III was king during the colonial days... :twisted: :D:
I still have my "NO TAXSATION WITHOUT REPRENSENTATION! button carved from wood that I wore on my tri-corner!!

Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 2:40 pm
by Ianto Jones
CelebrationNM wrote:
Cranbiz wrote:"If you can't watch your step, please watch your language"
Related to that, I think I heard this on JC years ago: "Please watch your step as you exit the vehicle. If you miss your step and hit your head then please watch your mouth...this is a family attraction."

The one I heard was just a bit more tied together. Paraphrasing from memory only:


"As you exit the boat, please watch your step and watch your head.
If you accidentally *miss* your step and *hit* your head, please watch your language -- there are children present!"

I never forgot that, and can still randomly giggle about it, years later.