Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:53 pm
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.Big Wallaby wrote:It's probably illegal in California.
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You Can't Make This Stuff Up
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Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:22 pm
"Retired." Yeah, right.hobie16 wrote:Please send all funds to the Hobie Home For Retired Hookers
Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:10 am
May favorite part is that it's not even all that well done. Perfect!hobie16 wrote:Please send all funds to the Hobie Home For Retired Hookers
Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:53 am
We're raising money to send them all to the Virgin Islands for recycling. Will you help?BRWombat wrote:"Retired." Yeah, right.
That was the worst mini skirt I could find. Something in neon would have really been over the top.Big Wallaby wrote:May favorite part is that it's not even all that well done. Perfect!
Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:10 pm
Don't you need some sort of infomercialesqe commercial on Sunday mornings? "Only a few dollars. Together, we can all help...."hobie16 wrote:We're raising money to send them all to the Virgin Islands for recycling. Will you help?
How about a plastic looking red neon mint skirt with platform heels ?That was the worst mini skirt I could find. Something in neon would have really been over the top.
Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:27 pm
Dang, this is the exact outfit I wore to meet darph.... & he still missed me! :D:leftcoaster wrote: How about a plastic looking red neon mint skirt with platform heels ?
Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:47 pm
He was looking for some blonde with a yellow scrunchie.Main Streeter wrote:Dang, this is the exact outfit I wore to meet darph.... & he still missed me! :D:
Darph would have missed you even if you had seen him and yelled "DARPH!"
Re: You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:08 am
hobie16 wrote:We're raising money to send them all to the Virgin Islands for recycling. Will you help?
Nah, my money is going to help two never-been-hooker nice ladies to Disney World.leftcoaster wrote:Don't you need some sort of infomercialesqe commercial on Sunday mornings? "Only a few dollars. Together, we can all help...."
I will be checking everyone's tax forms early next year, and if you helped hobie's charity (and I use the term as loosely as his hookers used their bodies before retirement) but not the Bubble Ladies 2008 WDW Tour, then
:sharkbait 
:choke: :bikehit: :autoslap: and to finish it off, a cleansing :acidbath: .Do I make myself clear?
Oh, and Hobie's project isn't tax-free. Neither is mine, but mine will make you feel good inside.