Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote: Hopefully the 3rd time is the CHARM. So come next May, LOOK OUT. :twisted:

Third times a charm for you to hook up with a hooker, or meet MS? Or is MS now a hooker and you're wanting to hook up with just one hooker being the hooker that MS has become that you wish to hook?

I'm all confused now, I thought MS worked IN shops on Main Street, not working (or walking) OUTSIDE the shops on Main Street. Now that I think of it, I might have seen a hooker working Main Street, or was it Frontierland (probably not, no new frontier to explore there...). I sure as hell know it wasn't Fantasyland, she wasn't dressed as a maid...or a nurse...or Snow White...

In all fairness,I couldn't find Polar33 or Lady Ulrike either (even though I talked to her Sat,and forgot to ask if/where she working Sun)
Obviously,plan ahead is not in my vocabulary.

ps. The wind SUCKED Sunday. I feel sorry for custodial,what a mess. :(

darph nader wrote:Obviously,plan ahead is not in my vocabulary.
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Obviously!!! This is an understatement. darph, you deff need to invest in a DL CM coordinator, & NO! I'll not volunteer. You looked for me in FL??? Why? Lady is in FL. I've not done FL for over a yr. I just knew you'd look east when I was west. Rerun of your last visit. :D: :D: U R hopeless. :p: P.S., I don't do 3rd times. LOL FYI, Bubble Ladies NEVER have trouble finding me. ;)

darph nader wrote:Yeah. What is up with that?? I'm yelling like a banshee,when this Asian family comes up to me and asks "What you doing in our car?" (puts pants back on and slinks away)
Some people are so narrowed minded. :mad:

btw darph. that family called, they said you left your boxers in their cooler, and your pantyhose on the antenna...i dont want to know what you were doing, but uh...yeah they have your stuff. they like that "darph" was stiched on the inside of both too. said it was "endearing" how the letters kinda trail off like some drunk was using a sewing machine...

gurgi wrote:btw darph. that family called, they said you left your boxers in their cooler, and your pantyhose on the antenna...i dont want to know what you were doing, but uh...yeah they have your stuff. they like that "darph" was stiched on the inside of both too. said it was "endearing" how the letters kinda trail off like some drunk was using a sewing machine...

Those were NOT 'my' pantyhose (what was her name?)

You don't remember her name? Oh yeah, that's right, there was beer, LOTS and LOTS of beer... :p:

patiently awaiting for pics from Darph's trip... :D:

susislicker wrote:You don't remember her name? Oh yeah, that's right, there was beer, LOTS and LOTS of beer... :p:

patiently awaiting for pics from Darph's trip... :D:

Was it L-O-L-A, Lola? :p:

DisneyMom wrote:Was it L-O-L-A, Lola? :p:

NOOOOOOOO!!!

(btw,pics to follow,as soon as I can figure out how to get the film of my wife's digital camera) :(

darph nader wrote:as soon as I can figure out how to get the film of my wife's digital camera) :(

To all SGT posters, this may take 6 months or longer! Believe me, I've been through this drill with darph. :p:

Main Streeter wrote:To all SGT posters, this may take 6 months or longer! Believe me, I've been through this drill with darph. :p:

So we will all look like this: :wheelchai by the time Darph posts the pictures?

Darph:

MS, it appears that you are: :deadhorse Should we give Darph some extra time? :turtlerid And every so often ?

But :useless: