Stupid Guest Tricks

Goofyernmost wrote:[font=Comic Sans MS]Ouch!!! That really hurt. ...[/font]

Umm... it's not supposed to be painful.

Unless you're into that sort of thing, of course. ;)

[quote="BRWombat"]Umm... it's not supposed to be painful.

Unless you're into that sort of thing, of course. ]


I told my husband about your post and he said that I give him both pain AND pleasure.... :twisted:


I think the pain comes from the headache I give him :p:

stefunierocks wrote:and I thought condoms were a pain to carry around. Now we need to have gatorade on hand?

You can buy a can of "spray on condom" now.

leftcoaster wrote:You can buy a can of "spray on condom" now.

What?????
My husband asked, "How do you leave a little reservoir? "

DisneyMom wrote:What?????
My husband asked, "How do you leave a little reservoir? "

If he knew the answer to that you wouldn't be called DisneyMom now would you?

DisneyMom wrote:What?????
My husband asked, "How do you leave a little reservoir? "

No idea. Saw an article about it a few months ago, and it was highlighted in a recent episode of CSI: Miami.

stefunierocks wrote:Now we need to have gatorade on hand?

You don't have to, but if you're doing it right, you might want to! :D: All I know is that bedroom adventure is my favorite form of exercise, and just like football or hockey, I take every practice, scrimmage and exhibition just as seriously as the big game! The only way you can perform at the peak of your abilities is with proper hydration. Now get out there and give `em hell! [/channeling Bill Walsh] :D:

I think we need to change the title of this thread to reflect the new direction in which it has gone:

Yes! Yes! Yes! I DO want to get locked in!

Kwahati wrote:You don't have to, but if you're doing it right, you might want to! :D: All I know is that bedroom adventure is my favorite form of exercise, and just like football or hockey, I take every practice, scrimmage and exhibition just as seriously as the big game! The only way you can perform at the peak of your abilities is with proper hydration. Now get out there and give `em hell! [/channeling Bill Walsh] :D:

Um, sorry, but... for me, this topic does not make me think about Bill Walsh. To each his own, I guess. :D:

Goofyernmost wrote:If he knew the answer to that you wouldn't be called DisneyMom now would you?

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: Too Funny!

Perhaps the more important question is,
How does it come off??????? :p: