Stupid Guest Tricks

leftcoaster wrote: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!
Dark Helmet: How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found shit!

LOL that was hilarious.

For those of you who have not seen the movie, they are using giant combs and combing the desert, but the last two guys are black and are using the hair pick comb thingy. Ah, another classic gag...

ktulu wrote:LOL that was hilarious.

For those of you who have not seen the movie, they are using giant combs and combing the desert, but the last two guys are black and are using the hair pick comb thingy. Ah, another classic gag...

And with all of the political correctness today , that scene would never be able to be made today.


Oh and don't forget...

"Sir, they've jammed our radar!"
"Really? What flavor?"
"Raspberry."
"Really? Let me taste."

leftcoaster wrote: "Sir, they've jammed our radar!"
"Really? What flavor?"
"Raspberry."
"Really? Let me taste."

"Only one man would dare give me the raspberry! Lone Star!"

I love that movie, but then again I like all Mel Brooks movies.

Don't get me started with Blazing Saddles.

Cranbiz wrote:I love that movie, but then again I like all Mel Brooks movies.

Don't get me started with Blazing Saddles.

Oh, like this:

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

ktulu wrote:Oh, like this:

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

"We will now read from the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Duck..."

"Mongo only pawn.... In game of life."

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.



I'm tired of men always coming and going, going and coming and always too soon.
Right, girls?



You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, Jim?
I don't know... play chess... screw...
Let's play chess.



Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.



I got it.
What?
Let's kill every first born male child in Rock Ridge.
Nah, too Jewish.



What do you want me to do, sir?
I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Could you repeat that, sir?



We'll head them off at the pass!
Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché.



How 'bout more beans, Mr. Taggart?
I'd say you had enough!

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin on here?

Work work work, work work work, hello boys, did you get a good nights sleep. I missed you.

That was close. Almost lost a $400 hand cart.

Send wire, main office, tell then I said......Oww, gotcha.

LePetimaine throughway, now what will that asshole think of next. Anybody got a dime, Someone go back and get a shitload of dimes.

Son, you're on your own.

Gum chewing on line eh, I hope you brought enough for everybody.

Kid: Oh boys, look what I got here.
Bart:Where the white woman at?

I hired you boys to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

"Excuse me,while I whip this out"