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by leftcoaster » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:07 am
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
I'm tired of men always coming and going, going and coming and always too soon.
Right, girls?
You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, Jim?
I don't know... play chess... screw...
Let's play chess.
Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.
I got it.
What?
Let's kill every first born male child in Rock Ridge.
Nah, too Jewish.
What do you want me to do, sir?
I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Could you repeat that, sir?
We'll head them off at the pass!
Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché.
How 'bout more beans, Mr. Taggart?
I'd say you had enough!