Stupid Guest Tricks

Getting Back on topic.

"Has anyone ever gone into labor on the monorail?"
By the way, this was asked today in my front cab by a very pregnant guest though I can't explain why,

Driver_dylan wrote:Getting Back on topic.

"Has anyone ever gone into labor on the monorail?"
By the way, this was asked today in my front cab by a very pregnant guest though I can't explain why,

Didn't your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees ? ;)

There is a reason as to why she's pregnant.

Driver_dylan wrote:Getting Back on topic.

"Has anyone ever gone into labor on the monorail?"
By the way, this was asked today in my front cab by a very pregnant guest though I can't explain why,

From what I hear (from the book The Mouse betrayed) If a woman goes into labor at the parks, she is rushed OFF PROPERTY A.S.A.P. As Disney does not want to be held reliable for anything.

In the book (If I remember correctly, it's been a while since I read it) a woman went into labor in the MK in one of the stores. security gathered around and she was too far into it to be moved. so they preformed crowd control and sealed off the area. The woman had the baby, not sure what Disney did.


It's a good book.

could someone explain why a woman so far along in pregnancy would even visit a theme park? just like why a couple would visit a theme park w/their infant. duh

dizneeluvr wrote:could someone explain why a woman so far along in pregnancy would even visit a theme park? just like why a couple would visit a theme park w/their infant. duh

Well, you see. Disney does something to a person. It seems that when most people start planning a trip to Disney they slowly start loosing brain cells. Little by little they become more and more stupid until b the time they walk through the gates they are total and complete morons.



But seriously. I think the woman in the story I posted was a local no tat the park for rides, just three to shop and enjoy the day and all.

Zazu wrote:

susislicker wrote:When I get rich and famous, I'll move to Florida to be near the fun! And maybe work for WDW PT, we are retired so it would just be a fun job! Or would it?

That's what I did. It's been fun for me ... except for what you've read about here.

Wait... You're rich and famous, Zazu? Remind me to be nicer to you. :D:

She was probably one of the Uber Disney Fanatics who actually knew she was in labor and rushed to WDW so her baby could be born on the Mouse's soil.

dizneeluvr wrote:could someone explain why a woman so far along in pregnancy would even visit a theme park? just like why a couple would visit a theme park w/their infant. duh

Well, I did both, but I work there. I actually went into the park on my due date just to see the Nemo queue and to walk a bit I think we were there for an hour. I also took my daughter when she was just a few weeks old but that was to show her off. :)

PapaMouse wrote:From what I hear (from the book The Mouse betrayed) If a woman goes into labor at the parks, she is rushed OFF PROPERTY A.S.A.P. As Disney does not want to be held reliable for anything.

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Reliable, you say...I know there's a joke in there somewhere. now...wheeeeerrrre is it?

[quote="Cranbiz"]Funny that you should say this left,

The other night I was driving closing runs at PI. My last run was at 1:45pm and I was going to AKL. I has 3 girls and a guy, all knew each other and very tipsy. I was messing with their heads while waiting for the OK to leave. Well one of the young ladies was in a dress and she had started trying to do a pole dance while waiting. So I asked her " What else do you do?" her friends thought this was hilarious, she was just kind of speachless. We leave and I trun off the lights. About Bonnet Creek Parkway I hear noises from the back and they aren't the murmur of conversation. I catch a view as we pass a lighted area and what do I see. Miss red dress, with her dress up around her neck her legs spread and up over the divider in the back and she is in the lap of her blonde friend who is carpet munching away.

So I have to do something ]