Re: My first SGT.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:21 pm
Be thankful Disney only has squirrels. It could be "Nazi Raccoons!"
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My first SGT.
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Re: My first SGT.
Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:03 am
I tell guests that the squirrels are related to Chip and Dale. Surprisingly, they believe me like all brainless guests.
Re: My first SGT.
Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:13 pm
yeah, what morons, chip and dale are Chipmonks...Pinoy_Stitch_84 wrote:I tell guests that the squirrels are related to Chip and Dale. Surprisingly, they believe me like all brainless guests.
Re: My first SGT.
Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:34 pm
I have been known to call Chip n Dale squirrels when at a meet n greet. Yes, I know that they are chipmunks. It's more to get a reaction out of them. They do a great job of acting indignant when I do that.
Re: My first SGT.
Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:38 pm
This guy captures the Nazi Racoons in a humane trap then blows their brains out with a shot to the head with a rifle. I need to set in the sun a lot longer to understand how he could humanely trap the animal then shoot it dead.
Why not just shoot them as you seem them.
Why not just shoot them as you seem them.
Re: My first SGT.
Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:52 pm
Chipmunks are not squirrels and stupid guests are not geniuses :D: :
During one of my shifts at Star Tours, I was telling this one guy, I forgot what city he came from, that Mickey Mouse should pay a visit to that city. He kept on asking me when he was going to visit his city, so for almost two minutes, I tried to tell him that it would be a good idea if Mickey Mouse were to visit, yet he kept on asking me when Mickey Mouse was going to visit. I had to end the conversation 'cause he was as dumb as a rock.
He told me to not mind him because he's sleepy so I just rolled my eyes at him and said "F***ing moron" in my head as soon as he was no longer near me.
On that same day, I told another guy and his party of four to go to row 1 (which can seat 8 people). He asked me if they could all fit so I politely said yes. He wanted to go to row 2 instead because he was afraid that they would not fit so I approved for them to go to row 2. He later apologized and I told him
"that's fine"
During one of my shifts at Star Tours, I was telling this one guy, I forgot what city he came from, that Mickey Mouse should pay a visit to that city. He kept on asking me when he was going to visit his city, so for almost two minutes, I tried to tell him that it would be a good idea if Mickey Mouse were to visit, yet he kept on asking me when Mickey Mouse was going to visit. I had to end the conversation 'cause he was as dumb as a rock.
He told me to not mind him because he's sleepy so I just rolled my eyes at him and said "F***ing moron" in my head as soon as he was no longer near me.
On that same day, I told another guy and his party of four to go to row 1 (which can seat 8 people). He asked me if they could all fit so I politely said yes. He wanted to go to row 2 instead because he was afraid that they would not fit so I approved for them to go to row 2. He later apologized and I told him
"that's fine"Re: My first SGT.
Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:32 am
Pinoy_Stitch_84 wrote: During one of my shifts at Star Tours, I was telling this one guy, I forgot what city he came from, that Mickey Mouse should pay a visit to that city. He kept on asking me when he was going to visit his city, so for almost two minutes, I tried to tell him that it would be a good idea if Mickey Mouse were to visit, yet he kept on asking me when Mickey Mouse was going to visit. I had to end the conversation 'cause he was as dumb as a rock.
He told me to not mind him because he's sleepy so I just rolled my eyes at him and said "F***ing moron" in my head as soon as he was no longer near me.
*rolls her eyes
Honestly, some people just have no sense of humor. And with me being a theater student, I've got plenty of humor to go around.