Stupid Guest Tricks

My favourite thus far:

While on KidCot I am surrounded by a pack of screaming cheerleaders who ask me on no less than 8 occasions if I can write their name in my language.
Did I mention I work in the United Kingdom Pavillion, speak with an English accent, have the words 'Chloe, England' written on my name tag and *surprisingly enough* speak fluent English?

Chloe wrote:My favourite thus far:

While on KidCot I am surrounded by a pack of screaming cheerleaders who ask me on no less than 8 occasions if I can write their name in my language.
Did I mention I work in the United Kingdom Pavillion, speak with an English accent, have the words 'Chloe, England' written on my name tag and *surprisingly enough* speak fluent English?

So the next time I go with my brother and sister, can you write our names in your language on my mask??? ;)

They ask the dumbest questions don't they?
Best one: *while the F! exit spiel is playing..."And for everyone's safety, do not walk ontop of the benches..." *
*Cheerleader looks at me and asks -
"Excuse me miss, can we just climb over these benches to get out?"

*Me thinking* Please do, I'm in the mood to see you do a face plant into the bench, dance and laugh hysterically :hysteria: and THEN call the alpha for you, and then laugh some more while we wait for them.

xtinkerbell84x wrote:They ask the dumbest questions don't they?
Best one: *while the F! exit spiel is playing..."And for everyone's safety, do not walk ontop of the benches..." *
*Cheerleader looks at me and asks -
"Excuse me miss, can we just climb over these benches to get out?"

*Me thinking* Please do, I'm in the mood to see you do a face plant into the bench, dance and laugh hysterically :hysteria: and THEN call the alpha for you, and then laugh some more while we wait for them.

Can't really blame them for that since EVERYONE else does it too. I hate it when I wait at the top for the stampede to die down and everyone from the bottom just has to cross the section in the row you are waiting in. UGH!!! It is times like that I wish I had the Force Choke ability from Star Wars, "I find your lack of brains disturbing."

Chloe wrote:My favourite thus far:

While on KidCot I am surrounded by a pack of screaming cheerleaders who ask me on no less than 8 occasions if I can write their name in my language.
Did I mention I work in the United Kingdom Pavillion, speak with an English accent, have the words 'Chloe, England' written on my name tag and *surprisingly enough* speak fluent English?

But don't you know that these cheerleaders don't speak English but American and some don't even speak it that well. I mean really you can't expect them to learn English when they are busy with their cheerleading can you.

Back again... I was doing a change run in the MK Confectionary on Monday when I spied I think my favorite "Cherleader Moment of the Year." In the confectionary we have a big M&M dispenser full of rainbow colors of M&M's. You know the type... put your bag under the spout and pull to dispense. So I see two cheer brats approach the M&M stand, and pull one of the handles. The M&M's spill all over, her friend holds up her camera and says... "Do it again and I'll take your picture!" :duh:

Main_Street_Merch wrote:Back again... I was doing a change run in the MK Confectionary on Monday when I spied I think my favorite "Cherleader Moment of the Year." In the confectionary we have a big M&M dispenser full of rainbow colors of M&M's. You know the type... put your bag under the spout and pull to dispense. So I see two cheer brats approach the M&M stand, and pull one of the handles. The M&M's spill all over, her friend holds up her camera and says... "Do it again and I'll take your picture!" :duh:

:duh: :bugeyes: :hysteria:

:monkdan: ................

We have the first of several cheerleader groups so far this year. Right now, we are in the middle of training to change our system over to a new better one (yay) and the topic of the cheerleaders came up. Warning: rudeness about to be shown here..: One of the trainers said "Wow, have you seen some of these groups this year. There aren't any cute ones anymore. And that hair. Looks like it was swept up with a broom. :pretends to say to cheerleader: Wow! Nice hair. Hope it wins!!!" I have to say he's right. These girls and their mom/leaders are some of the rudest bitches I have ever met. They ask for an excess of towels every night. I understand you need a towel for your hair and one for your body, but damn. YOU DO NOT NEED FOUR PER PERSON FOR A SINGLE SHOWER. I know I complained about this last year too. Ah well. Maybe eventually, we will just start putting a laundry cart outside their block of rooms stacked full of all of the crap they so desperately need at that moment. Huh. And this is just the beginning. Oh joy. If they act this way here, I can just imagine how they act at the parks.

Chloe wrote:My favourite thus far:

While on KidCot I am surrounded by a pack of screaming cheerleaders who ask me on no less than 8 occasions if I can write their name in my language.

Of course you could have written their name in your language. I believe it would be translated as "total git". :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

I work at the studios and if I have to kick one more cheerleader I will go insane



By kick just read my nickname