Stupid Guest Tricks

duckies. But Susi overhead and slapped them upside the head, saying...

"You can't feed no duckies in the Parks, fools!!!!" She just shook her head and turned to Whazzup and said...

My Veterinary training states that you may only feed the ducks Purina Duck Chow. Being all out of Duck Chow, the SGT crew decided....

to hop on Cranbiz's bus and head over to Shades of Green and round up some military Special Forces guys (and gals) who were staying there and ask them to make a special raid on Purina Headquarters to get some ducky pellets. The SF guys (and gals) were gung ho about this top priority mission and raced to their motorcycles, causing...

massive confusion, then it was learned that all the duckies are anamatronic, so GoofyJoe got some cans of WD-40 to give the duckies a treat, but Susislicker and DisneyMom.......

to Karaoke.Mean while back at the ranch,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Darph popped open the start of another six pack, burped loudly, and watched with interest as...

A short in one of the ducks caused it to jump up into the booth with Regis who was in-town for the Christmas parade taping. The duck jumped up on the table next to the Mic and .....

Quacked up. Of course nobody noticed because this sound exactly matched the voice of this years co-host .....

:D: Oprah Winfrey who was not paying attention as she was mowing through Monte Cristos, Mint Juleps, Carnation Ice Cream and turkey legs. Each SGT member was given their dream wish starting with the lovely, sweet, kind, helpful, overworked, mom pecked, beloved, honorable, friendly, delightful, devout waddlebutt Churchy who received ...............