Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga

[leftcoaster]

Now now...

Idiots are everywhere. If you think wdwmagic is bad, have you ever seen disboards or micechat or any other "cliky" board ? Jeez, don't ask the wrong question there, or don't say anything anti disney or you'll actually get banned. WTF is that ? The people from those boards are the ones you have to worry about.

[sandravb79]

Now now....

Idiots are everywhere. If you think wdwmagic is bad, have you ever seen disboards or micechat or any other "cliky" board? Jeez, don't ask the wrong question there, or don't say anything anti disney or you'll actually get banned. WTF is that? The people from those boards are the ones you have to worry about.

I'm also on DisBoards (Disneyland Paris one) and Mousepad... oops.... :twisted:

[IdiotsAreEverywhere]

Now now....

Idiots are everywhere. If you think wdwmagic is bad, have you ever seen disboards or micechat or any other "cliky" board? Jeez, don't ask the wrong question there, or don't say anything anti disney or you'll actually get banned. WTF is that? The people from those boards are the ones you have to worry about.

I don't visit WDWmagic hardly. I usually visit Mouseinfo and that place is a dictator board. If you say one negative thing about another persons post, you already get a warning for expressing your opinion. The mods there are idiots, especially cinder. Mouseplanet is also terrible as well but it's not the mods who are bad, it's the idiotic soccer moms who post there day after day after day. :twisted:

[leftcoaster]

I don't visit WDWmagic hardly. I usually visit Mouseinfo and that place is a dictator board. If you say one negative thing about another persons post, you already get a warning for expressing your opinion. The mods there are idiots, especially cinder. Mouseplanet is also terrible as well but it's not the mods who are bad, it's the idiotic soccer moms who post there day after day after day. :twisted:

Agreed. Soccer moms are everywhere. They want to stay at the Contemp (or Boardwalk) and get pissy if the Contemp is under rehab (there was a thread about that a few months back). She got pissy because CRO suggested staying at the Poly, and she didn't want to. Or the "PLEASE HELP ME PLAN MY ENTIRE WDW TRIP!" threads.

Then of course, you have the perpetual rumor mill of the 5th park/gate, the Harry Potter attraction, monorail expansion, etc etc.

I have to give all of you a round of applause for handling these morons day after day. I'm sure you hear it all the time now, "Well, I read on the internet/disney board that...."

*shakes head

[sandravb79]

I'm someone who posts every day on Mouseplanet. No, I'm not a soccer mom (no idea what that is, actually), and no, it's not because I don't have a life (just because I'm bored at work)
Except for the never-ending threads "how will the crowds be on March 31, 2014", I think a lot of useful information can be found over there. Yes, there are gossip-threads about rumors etc, but also a lot of fun threads.
I learned quite a lot over there, you know, little "disneyland"-secrets. It also prevented me from asking too many stupid questions to CMs.
ACtually, I am almost afraid now of asking something to a CM :(

[Natural Selection Fan]

Regardless, you can rest assured that I will not allow this site to be reduced to the mindless trip planning and "how I would run things if I were in charge" nonsense that tend to muck down the other sites.

YAY!

BTW, what's the weather gonna be like on March 21 of '08?

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[PirateJohn]

ACtually, I am almost afraid now of asking something to a CM :(

Ah, don't be. We're quite accustomed to getting the same questions over and over. Gets to the point where we can answer most questions before our brain even finishes processing the question.

[Stduck]

Exactly. Especially the bathroom question. We do hide them pretty well. I still believe there are only 2 stupid questions in life (we can thank my 10th grade History teacher for this). 1. The question that was just asked (that you were listening to be asked) and 2. The question that you didn't ask that appears on the test.

[CerasiJ]

Moving the topic slightly back to its original form: Last Saturday I actually saw Bill Engvall [the God of "Here's Your Sign"] in a stand up show here, [IN ALASKA, HOLY CRAP, PEOPLE ACTUALLY COME TO ALASKA!] and if you ever get the chance to see him live, DO IT! You will not be disappointed.

Now, for what you've all been waiting for...

I work in a law firm, I answer the phones, but I'm sure you all knew that by now. A few days ago this guy calls and says, "I just have a quick question." to which I think, "Oh shit, another one." So the guy goes on to tell me his life story which boils down to this: his brother had a child with his live-in girlfriend, and they both typed up an "agreement" on their computer stating that the child was theirs, they would always take care of it, they would always live in Alaska, etc, etc.

So the guy on the phone says, "And they just want to go somewhere and have this thing [the document] notarized, then they say it's a binding, legal document. And I just want to know if that is true." By this time I am practically asleep on the other end of the phone, so I replied, “You know sir, I can’t tell you that.” [Because 1) I didn’t know the answer and 2) it’s kinda not good to give out legal advice, when you yourself are not a lawyer.]

So, the moron says, “Why can’t you tell me?”

I say, “Because sir, number one, you have not retained me as your attorney. Number two, I am NOT an attorney, so, you can’t retain me, therefore, I can’t dispense legal advice to you.” [Makes sense to me, but hey, what the hell do I know?]

He asks, “So, why can’t you tell me?”

I said, “Because I’m not an attorney.” [HELLO, asshole!]

I decided this guy must be President of the Idiot Club [Alaska chapter, anyway] because he finishes up our conversation by saying, “Well… can’t you just guess?”

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY’S BRAIN???

I said, “Yes, sir, I can guess, but I’ll have to charge you $500.00 for that guess.”

He finally replies, “Oh, okay, well, then, thanks for you time.” And hangs up on me.


Does that qualify as a "HYS"? :D:

[PirateJohn]

Does that qualify as a "HYS"? :D:

I think it qualifies better as a "HYPC"

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