Stupid Guest Tricks

Cranbiz wrote:I don't like Spam. (said with an english accent)

(whips out his viking helmet and begins singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam.....



I think I have figured why Vikings were always pillaging, and other things. Their helmets made them Horny. (rim shot)

Randy

It is now time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode!

I'm going to eat some salmon mousse now....

As I drift of to sleep, I will ponder the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

african for those who care....

I think therefore I am uh, therefore I forget.

Look a cat on a hot asphalt roof/

ICStupidPeople wrote:As I drift of to sleep, I will ponder the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

african for those who care....

But African Swallows are non-migratory! And even one can't carry half a coconut...

Look! A Shaved Kitty!

Here Kitty kitty kitty... (Get the cat off the asphalt roof, and shave it maybe? Heh)


Hey Cranbiz- I have a secret to tell you (Leans into the monitor close to start whispering...) My daughter gets the giggles when the hubby and I tell her this secret....(Leans back away from the computer monitor) BOOM!

CBeilby wrote:But African Swallows are non-migratory! And even one can't carry half a coconut...

Look! A Shaved Kitty!

And now for something completely different: a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

Isn't Python perfect for ADD types???

Yes, however we've stayed on topic far too long.

Rules of War, Rule #7
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying you need to slow down.

ICStupidPeople wrote:I'm going to eat some salmon mousse now....

As I drift of to sleep,

That'll give you some bad morning breath.

Can someone go to the store for me? Thank you.