Stupid Guest Tricks

*runs through and posts this just because she can
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does anyone want a sweet loving mother, will pay shipping and handling fees.

As a joke I gave Calvin $20 to do the dishes. She flipped out as she was getting deathly sick because she was up late. call 911, cowreing then almost crying.

I mean come on lady this is a chance to get the dishes caught up and he needs the money.

Someone take her please.

Purpura wrote:*runs through and posts this just because she can

Okay, just take off the wheelies!

RUM?

Setting the scene here, Cuddlebug is in her bed, and her father is looking in on her at about 8:36 PM at night Pacific Standard Time, after her getting a bath, and me trying to tuck her in. She'd been calling for me down the hall as I rested a bit in the living room with one of my mom in law's cats on my lap. I hear this exchange down the hallway from where I was.

My husband was telling Miss Thing, she needed to go to sleep.

Cuddlebug says,"I'm six, and I sleep with stuffed animals."

CLBeilby says,"Mommy is almost forty and she sleeps with stuffed animals."

Cuddlebug giggles and says,"You sleep with stuffed animals!"

CLBeilby says,"No, I sleep with Mommy, and she sleeps with the stuffed animals." He too is smiling and laughing at Cuddlebug's logic.

Cuddlebug giggles again, and says."Mommy is a stuffed animal."

I hear this and start giggling...CLBeilby comes up the hallway, and says,"You heard that didn't you?" he then goes to the back of the house and tells his grandmother.

Purpura wrote:Setting the scene here, Cuddlebug is in her bed, and her father is looking in on her at about 8:36 PM at night Pacific Standard Time, after her getting a bath, and me trying to tuck her in. She'd been calling for me down the hall as I rested a bit in the living room with one of my mom in law's cats on my lap. I hear this exchange down the hallway from where I was.

My husband was telling Miss Thing, she needed to go to sleep.

Cuddlebug says,"I'm six, and I sleep with stuffed animals."

CLBeilby says,"Mommy is almost forty and she sleeps with stuffed animals."

Cuddlebug giggles and says,"You sleep with stuffed animals!"

CLBeilby says,"No, I sleep with Mommy, and she sleeps with the stuffed animals." He too is smiling and laughing at Cuddlebug's logic.

Cuddlebug giggles again, and says."Mommy is a stuffed animal."

I hear this and start giggling...CLBeilby comes up the hallway, and says,"You heard that didn't you?" he then goes to the back of the house and tells his grandmother.

Hmmm, stuffed ehh?

Burgers?

Ice cream?

Fry's?

RUM????

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Hmmm, stuffed ehh?

Burgers?

Ice cream?

Fry's?

RUM????

Nope... Cotton, Polyester, that kind of stuffing for the animals... as for me, right now I am stuffed with Pizza Hut's chicken Alfredo. Never been to Fry's either. And no rum either... :elephant1 :elephant1

Purpura wrote:Nope... Cotton, Polyester, that kind of stuffing for the animals... as for me, right now I am stuffed with Pizza Hut's chicken Alfredo. Never been to Fry's either.

I was going for the second meaning, and not the third...

hehehehe

Frys could be from in and out, or friendlys!!

Oh you mean french fries... I had In-n-Out Yesterday. Nope not stuffed with those... Heh.

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Very cute, Purpie!