Stupid Guest Tricks

I have one of those "365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" calendars and this was on Sept 8:

Customer (placing carton of soda on counter): I have five more in my cart.
Cashier: You have six total then?
Customer: No... I have this one and five more in the cart.
Cashier: For a total of six? Five in the cart and one here?
No... I have this one and five more in the cart.

Leno has a segment about product slogans and their first drafts. Captain Morgan's Rum's slogan is, "Drink Responsibly, Captain's Orders."

The first draft was, "Pull Over, I'm Gonna Puke Over The Starboard Side."

Inspiring tale of survival at sea......
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/10/rescue ... pstoryview

A Father and 12 year old son with autism survive- lost at sea for more than 12 hours treading water. They recited lines from Disney movies to keep them
calm and in communication.

This happens to me too often.

A couple are going to their seat and I am going to the lottery machine. They are coming toward me so I stand still as they are not taking the wide path. This big guy and his lady wedged through the foot wide space on my left instead of walking straight to their table on my right which was about 3 or 4 feet wide.

WHY is it that when there is a narrow spot and a wide spot that people have to squeeze through the narrow spot.

DisneyMom wrote:Inspiring tale of survival at sea......
www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/10/rescue.at.sea ... pstoryview

A Father and 12 year old son with autism survive- lost at sea for more than 12 hours treading water. They recited lines from Disney movies to keep them
calm and in communication.

See? Disney helps no matter what!

mechurchlady wrote:This happens to me too often.

A couple are going to their seat and I am going to the lottery machine. They are coming toward me so I stand still as they are not taking the wide path. This big guy and his lady wedged through the foot wide space on my left instead of walking straight to their table on my right which was about 3 or 4 feet wide.

WHY is it that when there is a narrow spot and a wide spot that people have to squeeze through the narrow spot.

They wanna get through a narrow spot and a Churchy? Sorta like being between a rock and a hard place? Maybe they wanted a hug. I have no clue

I know parking at the parks is bad but this is ridiculous.

WHAT?!?!?!?! Miley got TWO Porsches(sp?) for her Birthday???? One from her parents and one from Disney?? That is outrageous!! She can't legally drive yet.

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:WHAT?!?!?!?! Miley got TWO Porsches(sp?) for her Birthday???? One from her parents and one from Disney?? That is outrageous!! She can't legally drive yet.

It's because the cops will impound your car for a month if they catch you driving without a license....helps to have a spare! :p:

Why is it that on the road there is a big space behind you but someone squeezes in front of you. And why is it that when there is merging traffic that a select few will wait until they are over the white line and on the shoulder of the road to merge.