Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote: Most people go out of their way to avoid crazy people.

Not in my world hobie!!!! ;) I wish!

Main Streeter wrote:Not in my world hobie!!!! ;) I wish!

Isn't dealing with crazy peepulll kinda part of the job description I.E. Tourist SG's?

hobie16 wrote:If blaming Donnie doesn't work take all the blame yourself. Then give them the full history of (insert holiday). They'll try to change the subject or edge away. Don't let them go until you're done with your ten minute presentation. Charts and graphs always add credibility. I can pretty much guarantee they'll never bug you again.

Most people go out of their way to avoid crazy people.

Then I am DEFINITELY in the minority, as I go to work there almost everyday!

But I DO BLEND IN! ;)

Give me a minute while I go find those charts! :D:

Main Streeter wrote:Not in my world hobie!!!! ;) I wish!

You just need to work on your presentation skills. Throw in a nervous twitch, some eye drops to give you a glassy eyed 1000 yd. stare, and you'll run 'em off. Don't forget the charts and graphs!

vixen101485 wrote:YEP! AND>>>>>>HERE"S YOUR SIGN! :hysteria: I couldnt help it, it was too good an opportunity to pass by :D:

I don't get the "here's your sign" part. What did I miss?

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:I don't get the "here's your sign" part. What did I miss?

?????


OKAY....Heres YOUR sign!!!!!


hehehehe

Hint: its a comedian's line!!!

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:I don't get the "here's your sign" part. What did I miss?

It's a funny bit that Bill Engval does in his stand up comedy routine. Kinda like when someone asks you the most stupid question in the world and you answer back with something just totally off the wall, a bit sarcastic and un-expected because it was such a stupid question.

FOR EXP. (and I must be PMSing cause I am just FULL of sarcasm this week) Tonite----looking for shoes for Meghyn at the store "The Shoe Dept" Salesgirl comes up to me and asks "Are you finding everything you need" Me-smarts off....."i dont know, I havent found it yet" :D: HERE"S YOUR SIGN. IF you youtube his name and the H.Y.S.^^ I am sure there are tons of videos on it.



HEY! wasnt there a whole thread on that somewhere around here.?

vixen101485 wrote:It's a funny bit that Bill Engval does in his stand up comedy routine. Kinda like when someone asks you the most stupid question in the world and you answer back with something just totally off the wall, a bit sarcastic and un-expected because it was such a stupid question.

FOR EXP. (and I must be PMSing cause I am just FULL of sarcasm this week) Tonite----looking for shoes for Meghyn at the store "The Shoe Dept" Salesgirl comes up to me and asks "Are you finding everything you need" Me-smarts off....."i dont know, I havent found it yet" :D: HERE"S YOUR SIGN. IF you youtube his name and the H.Y.S.^^ I am sure there are tons of videos on it.



HEY! wasnt there a whole thread on that somewhere around here.?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upXayzBPuzM

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Isn't dealing with crazy peepulll kinda part of the job description I.E. Tourist SG's?

Sure is GP. :D: , but I meant my life off stage. Just seems to be filled with "The Stupids!!!!" Picked this phrase up from D L Security. ;) Can't even eat lunch @ Inn Between in peace. It's bad! Just plain Crazy bad.

hobie16 wrote:You just need to work on your presentation skills. Don't forget the charts and graphs!

Wait a sec hobie. :) You have no clue. I HAVE NO SKILLS! Why do you think I'm at DL? Can't work on presentation skills when there are none. As for charts & graphs.....was never proficient with those @ Cal. Can't count change & hold up charts. Appreciate your effort though. A CM I like very much calls me JALC. "Just A Lost Cause." Seems to fit hobie.