Stupid Guest Tricks

the "Funky Marsupial," causing walls to shake, buildings to collapse, and mothers to take children off the street! It was mayhem! "Someone shut off the music," cried...

SusiSlicker, as she plopped herself down in the middle of Main Street, burst into tears. and....

Cranbiz came over and patted her on the head and comforted her, while whispering "We need Turkey legs before the Spanish Inquisition returns, Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" ... ;)

Just then a heard of Euorpean Swallows flew over, each one was carrying a turkey leg, and some had coconuts. They began dropping them on the SGT crew, who gratefully caught them, except DisneyMom, who was telling everyone to............

"Run away! Run away!" For along with the swallows, a large wooden rabbit suddenly appeared in the sky, catapulted at the group by a bunch of APs, each one chanting, "...

"Please stand clear of the doors! Please stand clear of the doors!" The SGT'ers all joined hands and began...

Chanting, Ssss Geeeee Sssssss Geeeee! Until the SG's, seeing their lives becoming very short, turned and ran for safety, most of them yeling over their sholders, "DO you know how much I paid for this?" and others were yelling "You are ruining MY vacation" Susislicker, seeing the rout, jumped up onto an SGT bus and yelled........

To the Resort, Big Wallaby! BW waited for all of the crew to board and made sure that all the pre-recorded crap was disabled. He then shouted gleefully,...

Where are the keys? Never fear as Wombat hot wired the bus and they arrived at the big toaster resort where Polar was seen with Churchy ..................

discussing the fact that the Disney buses didn't require keys.

This spawned a new conversation, because...