Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:I've heard the same thing about chocolate covered strawberrys.

Chocolate covered strawberries have no effect on me! Someone get me some and I'll prove it. :p: :twisted: :D: :D: :D: :D:

darph nader wrote:Don't you folks have weather persons on the news???

Don't you know by now that weather people lie?

In fact, It's the best job in the world! What other job can you get and be wrong at least 50% of the time and still get paid?

I have a good friend back in MA who is a Sr. Weatherman for NWS in Taunton. We would kid him all the time about this.

Big Wallaby wrote:And watch out for rum mixed with other stuff in a carved-out pineapple.

We see a lot of victims scattered around the pools and beach. The all-time best was the drunk cheerleader that took a flyer off a tenth floor balcony at the Hyatt.

The worst I ever had was Coco-locos in San Felipe, Mexico. It's a coconut filled with noxious materials. I had a bunch. We were there for the annual Hobie west coast kick off regatta. A lot of people got real bad hurt.

I made Wallaby very happy today and I am not telling how I got him to smile.

mechurchlady wrote:I made Wallaby very happy today and I am not telling how I got him to smile.

How many naked brazillian teen females doing high kicks in a chorus line singing "let me entertain you" did it take? :D:

Randy

Randy B wrote:How many naked brazillian teen females doing high kicks in a chorus line singing "let me entertain you" did it take? :D:

Randy

NONE

A hint: spam, power and position.


Oh boy a snack of popcorn cakes and bananas. Why am I thinking about Scatman Crothers singing Ghost Riders in the Sky?

mechurchlady wrote:NONE

A hint: spam, power and position.


Oh boy a snack of popcorn cakes and bananas. Why am I thinking about Scatman Crothers singing Ghost Riders in the Sky?

Aw, come on, you can't tease us like that! We want all the messy details!

BRWombat wrote:Aw, come on, you can't tease us like that! We want all the messy details!

Since when did you become the spokesman as in WE?

Hint: sweeping


Look a lawyer on his break at 10 am.

darph nader wrote:Don't you folks have weather persons on the news???

Yeah but two of ours are yankees. So they don't know what a hurricane looks like so they don't know how to tell us "A hurricane's a comin'"

Cranbiz wrote:Don't you know by now that weather people lie?

In fact, It's the best job in the world! What other job can you get and be wrong at least 50% of the time and still get paid?

I have a good friend back in MA who is a Sr. Weatherman for NWS in Taunton. We would kid him all the time about this.

Just 50% ? More like 70% or more.

And to quote a comedian: "The only people surprised by the weather are the weather people. ...Wow, it hasn't been this hot since this time last year."