Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:You are correct.I owe ALL women an apology,even though it was said in print, it didn't come across sarcasticly(sp?) :( Plz forgive me,mostly you MS.)
(note to self,forget the pine-float,get some champagne)

sarcastically :p:

Psst..switch to Firefox. It has a spell checker. ;)

Darph, if MS didn't like you, she (and we) wouldn't bust on you. :)

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Psst..switch to Firefox. It has a spell checker. ]
Great idea there. Give a technology challenge person something technological.

The second best way to hurt a drunk is to pour his booze down the drain.

I need a nap and wonder how one attacks a nap.

My dog is a junk food addict. Do they have Junk Food Anonymous for dogs? I wonder!!

And she's lazy!! I was just handing her a cheese cracker sandwich and it dropped and she wouldn't pick up. She wants me to put it in her mouth.

mechurchlady wrote:Great idea there. Give a technology challenge person something technological.

Firefox is actually quite easy to use. It works basically the same as Internet Exploder but better. It has a few more features default and many, many more can be downloaded but that need not be done.

It is a LOT more secure than IE too, wich helps protect your computer from getting viruses, torjans, and other assorted baddies.

Go here to get more information and to download the best browser ever in my opinion.

Main Streeter wrote:darph, you probably owe many many women an apology. Not even going there. ]forget the champagne. [/U] Hate the stuff after it forced me to swim Newport Bay once. Just show up with a fresh cold Coke. :coke:
U R IMPOSSIBLE!! :soap:

Just be glad he's not Kim Possible.

Ooh Sunshine... Hey Disneyland, Call me Can I work?

Purpura wrote:...Ooh Sunshine...

I go to bed, everything's fine. I wake up, Texas has been hit by a hurricane.

That'll teach me not to sleep.

Sleep is so overrated.

For just $1,259,487,213,651.26, your city can have its very own Disney Weather Bubble. Just call 1-800-NO-MORE-BAD-WEATHER (and no, you can't stop at the "B".

BRWombat wrote:I go to bed, everything's fine. I wake up, Texas has been hit by a hurricane.

That'll teach me not to sleep.

I know what's up with that. Yesterday I did not hear anything about a hurricane. This morning there is a class 1 hurricane covering half of Louisiana. WTF??

At least when I was in Japan I had plenty of warning. And the toilet had a built in bidet, but I didn't use it, but again, plenty of warning :D:

Big Wallaby wrote:Sleep is so overrated.

For just $1,259,487,213,651.26, your city can have its very own Disney Weather Bubble. Just call 1-800-NO-MORE-BAD-WEATHER (and no, you can't stop at the "B".

I think the WDW's Disney Weather Bubble must have been malfunctioning on my family's MK day when we were there last. We were headed towards Philarmagic and noticed the sky darkening, when we came out it was pouring down rain. While hanging out under the roof of the building with a LOT of other people lightning struck REALLY close by. We didn't see it but boy did we hear it. I swear it must have hit the castle or something.