Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:I'm hoping Al Franken gets elected so we can see some Jack Handey moments on the senate floor.

Oops! I was thinking of Stuart Smalley.

Just remember, "...Stuart Smalley is a caring nurturer, a member of several 12-step programs, but not a licensed therapist."

Syndrome wrote:Just remember, "...Stuart Smalley is a caring nurturer, a member of several 12-step programs, but not a licensed therapist."

That's why he belongs in the senate.

Jack Handey was a scene with voice over. Like a PSA.
Stuart Smalley had a talk show.

Check wikipedia for Church Lady and all of the SNL character.

Can someone hand me cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger.

mechurchlady wrote:Can someone hand me cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger.

No problemo!

:cheesebu: :cheesebu: :cheesebu:

The challenge is for you to make a bunch of SNL characters, lol.
Thank you very much. I crave cheeseburgers and could live on a cheeseburger diet even if I have to substitute corn tortillas for a bun.

Hugs Zazu, thank you.

And speaking of Heelys, we had a situation today at the hotel. A couple of young guests were skating around the lobby on Heelys. I pointed it out to a manager who was on the floor, and he just shrugged.

"Unless they are crashing into or annoying other guests, we just let them go."

"Um, you are aware that it's illegal to do so without pads? And that the theme parks have banned them?"

"Yeah, but it's not that big a deal in the hotels."

Gonna be fun to see how he reacts when some kid does a faceplant in his nice lobby.
:faceplant

Zazu wrote:No problemo!

:cheesebu: :cheesebu: :cheesebu:

I can has cheezburger now?

(Sorry. Couldn't resist...)
:p:

Zazu wrote: Gonna be fun to see how he reacts when some kid does a faceplant in his nice lobby.
:faceplant

And guess who he would make clean it up?