Stupid Guest Tricks

CAPTION CONTEST, Week 38 -- So, Dancing With The Stars' new season starts tonight... How would YOU caption this picture?



Comment below! The same pic will show here, on Facebook and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.)

Bruno: "I know Derek Hough, and you, sir, are no Derek Hough!"

"A polo shirt? Really? C'mon, you can do better than that. The pink tutu was a nice touch though."

"You can't win by default by barring the other contestants with a restraining order!"

Call any vegetable And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you
Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabay-y-y-y...

Bruno: "I've got spirit, yes I do, I've got spirit, how about you?"

Annnnnd… Scott Collier takes the prize this week! (Nope, still no prize.) Although I have to say, I wasn’t sure if his words were meant to be an official caption entry, or if he personally was saying this to me. Either way, congratulations, Scott!



This week’s Honorable Mentions: SGT’s Zazu: "You can't win by default by barring the other contestants with a restraining order!"; CS-Gail Randall: “Brad, usually the 'Hokey-Pokey" isn't considered a dance style. Nice try, though!”; Alan AJ Irby: “The new breakout show from the creators of Dancing With The Stars and Breaking Bad: Dancing Bad.”; and Larry Lozuk: “Hey - didn't you used to be Jennifer Gray before you got that nose job?”

Thanks to all who entered! New picture coming Monday!

My sincerest apologies... I thought I'd posted this week's contest on Monday, but apparently I just hit "Preview Post" and never hit "Submit Reply." So sorry! In any event, you have all of today to submit captions. (Thanks to hhsrat for letting me know it wasn't posted!)

CAPTION CONTEST, Week 39 -- Hey, I'm in a painting this week! How would YOU caption this picture?



Comment below! The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.)

"I'm looking for someone named 'Dot'."

Brad, lacking tophat, monocle, and handlebar mustache, or even any part of the trifecta, realizes that he doesn't quite fit in.