Stupid Guest Tricks

be thankful you are not the person having to wash that window, ewww

Do you have any gluten and egg free samples, plz?

This Stupid Defense Attorney Trick repeats itself every so often:
[indent]Me: What would you like to do on this case? (Meaning, pay it, deferred adjudication, set it for trial?)
Attorney: (trying to stifle a smile) I want it dismissed.
Me: (a bit frostily, knowing what's coming) Is there a particular reason you think it should be dismissed?
Attorney: (smugly looking as if he's the most clever person in the world, and no one else has ever been this hilarious) No, I just want it dismissed.
Me: (doing a slow burn as I look around the courtroom and see the dozens of attorneys, with multiple clients each, all waiting to see me.) What do you really want to do on the case? :mad: [/indent]

BRWombat wrote:This Stupid Defense Attorney Trick repeats itself every so often:
[indent]Me: What would you like to do on this case? (Meaning, pay it, deferred adjudication, set it for trial?)
Attorney: (trying to stifle a smile) I want it dismissed.
Me: (a bit frostily, knowing what's coming) Is there a particular reason you think it should be dismissed?
Attorney: (smugly looking as if he's the most clever person in the world, and no one else has ever been this hilarious) No, I just want it dismissed.
Me: (doing a slow burn as I look around the courtroom and see the dozens of attorneys, with multiple clients each, all waiting to see me.) What do you really want to do on the case? :mad: [/indent]

That's similar to one I run into. Whenever installing new computer equipment, someone will see me carrying it and say "Put that one on my desk (or in my house/car..)"

I've been doing this for nearly 18 years and have heard that comment, at least, once a week since I started and it just never gets old.

I had a huge pet peeve once,
but it got out of it's cage last winter and I havn't seen it since. :D:

BRWombat wrote:Me: (doing a slow burn as I look around the courtroom and see the dozens of attorneys, with multiple clients each, all waiting to see me.) What do you really want to do on the case? :mad:

Problem is, I'm sure they think they're funny...

BRWombat wrote:This Stupid Defense Attorney Trick repeats itself every so often:
[indent]Me: What would you like to do on this case? (Meaning, pay it, deferred adjudication, set it for trial?)
Attorney: (trying to stifle a smile) I want it dismissed.
Me: (a bit frostily, knowing what's coming) Is there a particular reason you think it should be dismissed?
Attorney: (smugly looking as if he's the most clever person in the world, and no one else has ever been this hilarious) No, I just want it dismissed.
Me: (doing a slow burn as I look around the courtroom and see the dozens of attorneys, with multiple clients each, all waiting to see me.) What do you really want to do on the case? :mad: [/indent]

Are you a judge, Sir? Yikes, I better be nicer to you...Sir.
Little Miss Susi

susislicker wrote:Are you a judge, Sir?

I was wondering the same thing!

Now, we're going to have to get stories out of you!

susislicker wrote:Are you a judge, Sir? Yikes, I better be nicer to you...Sir.
Little Miss Susi

Nah, a prosecutor. Attorneys come to me to plea bargain on their cases.

Not a judge, just a lowly lawyer. So you can all still mistreat me.

BRWombat wrote:...you can all still mistreat me.

You're a lawyer and a Cast Member? Amazing! How do you have time? And how do you commute?

Big Wallaby wrote:You're a lawyer and a Cast Member? Amazing! How do you have time? And how do you commute?

When did I say I was a CM???