Stupid Guest Tricks

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST, Week 36 -- It's Labor Day, so here I am, laboring -- in my usual work duds. (You're welcome, ladies.)



How would YOU caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.)

The real reason the Village People don't have a lifetime contract to perform in Branson.

So much funny this week, but this pithy entry takes the top prize (disclaimer: still no prize). The winner is a guy who’s known me maybe longer than anyone outside my family, since elementary school, and yet still somehow chooses to associate with me: Bob Littlepage – his first win!



Honorable Mentions: There were so many Village People jokes that I couldn’t decide which to include, so consider yourself kind-of-Honorably Mentioned if you made one! Also Don Kistler: "Ok, I did all this and they STILL won't let me be in the front row."; SGT's own WEDFan: “I'm confused, BRW, I thought the idea of the contest was to post altered photos -- not just selfies.”; and a double Honorable Mention to perennial placer Alan AJ Irby: “The Vocal Majority 2014 Calendar shoot was off to a great start...” and “Wombat - proving that Jessica Simpson is not the only former or current member of The Heights who can rock a pair of Daisy Dukes.”

Thanks to all who entered! New picture coming Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST, Week 37 -- How would YOU caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on The World of Wombat, and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.)

"I'm from the Immigration and Inter-Dimensional Transfer Administration of Oz. May I please see you green card?"

How would she know it was green? She's from black and white land. She doesn't know what colors are yet.

"When Locasta, known to later generations as Tattypoo, the Good Witch of the North, attained her life's goal to transgender, he took the name of Brad"

Where am I? Who are you? Isn't this the sequel to Bubble Boy?

My first thought was, "Any fruits or vegetables to declare?"

"Do you have a permit for your concealed canine?"

Another first-time winner this week, a wonderful friend from our years in Beaumont: Christy Davis! Congratulations, Christy!



It’s an all SGT Honorable Mention crew this week! Big Wallaby: "Glinda was sick, so the union had sent Brad, the Good Wombat of the Northeast Quadrant of the Northwest Quadrant of the Northeast Quadrant of the Southwest Quadrant of the Southwest Quadrant of Section 17 of Township 7 North, Range 1 West of Oz."; Zazu: “I'm from the Immigration and Inter-Dimensional Transfer Administration of Oz. May I please see your green card?”; hobie16: “Where am I? Who are you? Isn't this the sequel to ‘Bubble Boy’?”; and hhsrat: “Do you have a permit for your concealed canine?”

Thanks to all who entered! New picture coming Monday!