Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom wrote:INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!! :p:

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

WEDFan wrote:You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

To that DisneyMom would probably reply, "Depends."

hobie16 wrote:To that DisneyMom would probably reply, "Depends."

I've become predictable.....must get new material!

DisneyMom wrote:I've become predictable.....must get new material!

Naaaaa... Some jokes are one timers. Depends is the gift that keeps on giving.

hobie16 wrote:Naaaaa... Some jokes are one timers. Depends is the gift that keeps on giving.

If that's the case, I don't want any "gifts." Depends are something I try and stay away from.

YANXWIN wrote:If that's the case, I don't want any "gifts." Depends are something I try and stay away from.

So have a few confused patients I've chased down the hall.......

DisneyMom wrote:So have a few confused patients I've chased down the hall.......

Watch where you step!

DisneyMom wrote:So have a few confused patients I've chased down the hall.......

Of course, they are confused...here they are grown up, having experienced a lot of life and what are you doing? Trying to put a diaper on them. Nothing is more capable of bringing anyone down to earth then advancing age. I, for one, am not at all anxious to die, but, I'll tell you right now that whenever that time is, my greatest hope is that it happens before the diaper stage. :(

Goofyernmost wrote:Of course, they are confused...here they are grown up, having experienced a lot of life and what are you doing? Trying to put a diaper on them. Nothing is more capable of bringing anyone down to earth then advancing age. I, for one, am not at all anxious to die, but, I'll tell you right now that whenever that time is, my greatest hope is that it happens before the diaper stage. :(

Don't get me wrong, I realize that being elderly and incontinent is simply horrible, but you really do have to have a sense of humor (paired with compassion) when they are naked in the hallway, having ripped out their IV and in the days of wearing all white, thinking they are on a Navy Ship and the nurses were all sailors....

I lost both Parents recently due to extended illnesses, and yes, you are absolutely right about wanting to go before that sort of situation happens :(

My dad tells me all the time, "I changed your diapers, and someday you will have to change mine." I tell him, "That's why I work so hard. So I can put you in a home." Rude, I know; but still funny. That's about the time I get hit in the arm. Maybe one day I'll tell him that doesn't hurt anymore.