Stupid Guest Tricks

Seeing Zazu's post, allow me to rephrase my question ... Will you be flying a large enough plane to accommodate additional passengers? (And to echo Zazu, how much do you charge for a flight from central florida to southern california?)

200footdrop wrote:And are drinks and peanuts served on the plane as well?

I'm sure the flight attendant will everything required to make it a comfortable flight.

I'm sure the flight attendant will have everything needed to make it a comfortable flight.

hhsrat wrote:How big of a plane will you have?

If things go the way I am REALLY hoping and working toward, seating for six would be ideal. Or at least four plus bags.

Zazu wrote:And what would the fare be to add two passengers to a WDW/DL roundtrip?

Unless I get my commercial, the most I can charge is to split fuel. Now, I can make your share larger, but at most it will be at cost.

200footdrop wrote:And are drinks and peanuts served on the plane as well?

When we stop for gas, or if it's a slow enough flight and enough headwind, when we stop overnight.

hobie16 wrote:I'm sure the flight attendant will everything required to make it a comfortable flight.

Sometimes, the flight attendant will be the one flying the plane.

Big Wallaby wrote:Sometimes, the flight attendant will be the one flying the plane.

Heck, if it means I can avoid the TSA, I'll put on a miniskirt and be my own flight attendant.

What? Has the costume changed since the last time I flew?

It's been awhile since I flew as well, Zazu, but I'm almost certain they wear pantsuit-type uniforms now. Plus there are male stewards as well.

Zazu wrote:Heck, if it means I can avoid the TSA, I'll put on a miniskirt and be my own flight attendant.

What? Has the costume changed since the last time I flew?

Any excuse to put on a miniskirt, eh, Z?

Zazu wrote:I have a Prius. Will drive nearly forever to avoid air travel.

Honestly, I won't step foot in an airport for anything other then international travel....

Got to be more than just international; I'll gladly drive to Canada.

I do fly overseas, however, as the frequency of surface transportation just isn't sufficient to get me there and back in an acceptable time.

Plus even my Prius gets pretty lousy mileage when underwater.

Told you to go with the pontoon option

:p:

Zazu wrote:Heck, if it means I can avoid the TSA, I'll put on a miniskirt and be my own flight attendant.

BRWombat wrote:Any excuse to put on a miniskirt, eh, Z?

Hey, if I go commando, it's legally a kilt! :willie:

There was a guy out at Philmont with us that would wear a kilt (thankfully not the traditional way). He hiked up the tooth twice wearing it. He also had a ventriloquist dummy, but that's beside the point.