Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:how come they don't do that with ?

Because your mug is always at least halfway down ;)

DisneyMom wrote:Because your mug is always at least halfway down ;)

And your point is ??

DisneyMom wrote:Because your mug is always at least halfway down ;)

I'd say halfway up.

ktulu wrote:I'd say halfway up.

Great minds think alike.

Big Wallaby wrote:I'm not sure if I would feel sorry for a guy who needed that first one, or jealous.

Jealous huh??? OK...

So how do you feel knowing that I have two pairs of the heavy duty gloves in my pockets when I work?

Yup, not kidding.

For the record, I only would have the second type in my pockets during Grad Nights and Night of Joy. :D:

mapo

mapo wrote:Jealous huh??? OK...

So how do you feel knowing that I have two pairs of the heavy duty gloves in my pockets when I work?

Yup, not kidding.

For the record, I only would have the second type in my pockets during Grad Nights and Night of Joy. :D:

mapo

You might want to carry a pair of the bovine veterinary ones, just for effect. When you pull one of those on, up to your shoulder, you WILL have their attention !

ktulu wrote:I'd say halfway up.

Suddenly, I am recalling a Far Side cartoon. In it, the panel is split into fourth, each showing a different reaction to the classic "glass half-full/half-empty" cliche. The first two are the traditional "It's half-full", "It's half-empty". The next has a person going "It's half-full. No, wait, half-empty! No, on second thought...".

The last section has a guy going "Hey! I ordered a burger!"

PatchOBlack wrote:Suddenly, I am recalling a Far Side cartoon. In it, the panel is split into fourth, each showing a different reaction to the classic "glass half-full/half-empty" cliche. The first two are the traditional "It's half-full", "It's half-empty". The next has a person going "It's half-full. No, wait, half-empty! No, on second thought...".

The last section has a guy going "Hey! I ordered a burger!"

I think that sums up SGT quite well!

PatchOBlack wrote:Suddenly, I am recalling a Far Side cartoon. In it, the panel is split into fourth, each showing a different reaction to the classic "glass half-full/half-empty" cliche. The first two are the traditional "It's half-full", "It's half-empty". The next has a person going "It's half-full. No, wait, half-empty! No, on second thought...".

The last section has a guy going "Hey! I ordered a burger!"

I always liked this nerdy variant: "A pessimist sees a glass as half-empty; an optimist sees it as half-full. An engineer looks at it and sees a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be." :D:

BRWombat wrote:I always liked this nerdy variant: "A pessimist sees a glass as half-empty; an optimist sees it as half-full. An engineer looks at it and sees a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be." :D:

Another option is that the volume of liquid is half the amount needed to fully utilize the glass....