Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:How about a lava lava?

Hubby says, "that's a Secure Man,there". :D:

Kind of like a kilt only really works if you're carrying a bagpipe, this could only be worn by someone who looks Polynesian. On me, it would be, "why is that dude wearing a skirt?"

BRWombat wrote:Kind of like a kilt only really works if you're carrying a bagpipe...

Oh, really? Tell that to these guys:

[spoiler](Yes, I know they play bagpipes in their show. The point is they aren't there.)[/spoiler]

Or this guy:

aahhh....Christopher Lambert!!! I do so love that man. :) (you have to remember...I have red hair and pale skin for a reason = Scot).

And I'll take the mai tai, the pina colada, the beach only in the early morning or early evening, lots of sunscreen and a caftgan (I have to keep my pale skin unexposed to the sun).

DisneyMom wrote:Hubby says, "that's a Secure Man,there". :D:

"Secure" as in- I'm comfortable with my masculinity. Or as in- Nothing is going to bounce if I run? :D:

j

Now wait a minute. A bagpipe is NOT required for the wearing of a kilt. It works equally well with a claymore, dirk, and at least one sgian-dubh.

TeamUBR wrote:"Secure" as in- I'm comfortable with my masculinity. Or as in- Nothing is going to bounce if I run? :D:

j

My guess is that it is not "Running Gear" and should not be worn if it is windy
If Hobie has one, maybe he wears his Bike Shorts underneath ;)

Shorty82 wrote:Oh, really? Tell that to these guys:

[spoiler](Yes, I know they play bagpipes in their show. The point is they aren't there.)[/spoiler]

Or this guy:

I stand corrected. May I point out, however, that if you are carrying a huge sword, you can wear whatever you darn well want to.

BRWombat wrote:...if you are carrying a huge sword, you can wear whatever you darn well want to.

I second that.

Big Wallaby wrote:I second that.

This has been confirmed by snopes!