Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:Could be worse. "You are about to get rear-ended',or,"Someone stole all your CDs". :mad:

Or...OMG the beer is missing!

Goofyernmost wrote:Or...OMG the beer is missing!

Noooooooo!!! :mad:

darph nader wrote:Could be worse. "You are about to get rear-ended',or,"Someone stole all your CDs". :mad:

I had a call that would announce when a door was open, low on gas, stuff like that. One morning I came out and it announced, "Dude down the street stole your battery. I say we go get the mofo."

Goofyernmost wrote:Or...OMG the beer is missing!

Don't ever say, key this Goofyer. darph & Kman will have heart attacks. :D:

I saw a car where the voice thing was reprogrammed. It would say things like,

"Your door is ajar."

"Your roof is a lid."

"Your bumper is a lip."

"Your radiator is a bladder."

I understand he could have reprogrammed it to the missionary model: "Lay your hand on the doorknob, and it shall be closed unto you! Can I get a hallelujah?"

Or the Johnny Depp model: "Why is the door always open? Oh, that's why."

And the Johnny Cash Model: "Well I hear that train a'comin. You better close your door. It's really getting close now. And you will be no more."

Why did they ever stop making the talking notifications in cars? Oh, right. Because they're annoying.

And now...just to add insult to injury the weather forecast is calling for temperatures of -15 to -21 degrees F this weekend. Yes, I need that right now.

Have I ever mentioned how much I had winter. To make matters worse, my SIL, Daughter and two of my grandchildren are now at WDW. I don't think that is fair. Isn't there a law that requires you children to bring you along on this type of family outing?

:polarbar: