Stupid Guest Tricks

lady ulrike wrote:My point still stands, men are horrible with measurements, so you need a female there to supervise and make sure the comparison is measured accurately. :) So, don't forget my all expenses trip too.

We also don't want to ignore the possibility of confrontations when the verdict is given so it would be wise to have someone who can stop that. Who would be better at stopping a fight than a dragon? That's right, don't forget my all expense trip either. :p:

DisneyMom wrote:I say,have a nurse there to make sure!!!!! :nursejes:

I don't need no doctor.

Lasolimu wrote:We also don't want to ignore the possibility of confrontations when the verdict is given so it would be wise to have someone who can stop that. Who would be better at stopping a fight than a dragon? That's right, don't forget my all expense trip either. :p:

You can fly yourself there, also plenty of tall grass in some areas to make up a bed if you need it. Actually, how large are you? I'm wondering if you could just carry us all...

ktulu wrote:You can fly yourself there, also plenty of tall grass in some areas to make up a bed if you need it. Actually, how large are you? I'm wondering if you could just carry us all...

Yes, but I'm(mostly) a very little dragon and it would be a lot faster to take a plane. And sleep in the grass? Have you not heard of creature comforts? :p:

lady ulrike wrote:I think I need to go as well, since Wallaby is not a professional when it comes to measuring. Besides, we all know that men are terrible at measurements and size comparisons. :D:

hobie16 wrote:Hey!!

lady ulrike wrote:I notice that you're not trying to deny it. :)

ktulu wrote:Ah, but men will always measure twice and cut once. Even if both measurements are wrong, at least we verify the result before committing to work :D:

hobie16 wrote:I don't need no doctor.

Wait. How did this become a conversation about circumcision?

Big Wallaby wrote:Wait. How did this become a conversation about circumcision?

Sneaking a peak at other boards are we? Not to worry that thread just magically was "cut" from the face of the earth. Poof, gone, disappeared! :twisted:

Sorry, I didn't see that other board. I pretty much don't go anywhere else anymore.

Between two businesses, SGT keeps my hands full as it is!

Of course you'll need an expert. After working entertainment, I can fairly accurately guess heights. It will be like when I visit my husband's family. (My husband 6'4" and comes by it honestly. I don't think he has a family member under 6' on either side, whereas I am 4'10". I feel like a hobbit in the land of the elves)

So now you have to spill, how tall are you?

I know Shorty82 is taller than I am. My sister Mo is a little bit shorter than I am by a few inches.

The other day, Shorty and I were hanging out. I came in and he was sitting down. I didn't know what to do. I hadn't seen him from above without climbing a tree before.